1 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,320 [SANSKRIT] No lady is more beautiful, 2 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,520 than the wife of the neighour! 3 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:13,360 Meaning... no woman is more beautiful than the neighbor’s wife. 4 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,960 Since the dawn of time, men’s bodies and lives 5 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,760 have gone through countless changes. 6 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:18,680 But one truth... 7 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,920 has remained the same through four ages, 8 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,560 and shows no sign of changing. 9 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,440 That is, for every man, 10 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,560 more than his own wife, 11 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,400 the neighbor’s wife always seems 12 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,520 more charming, more intoxicating. 13 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,400 And the moment he sees her… 14 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,000 his senses simply abandon him. 15 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,760 Since ancient times, this tradition has carried on… 16 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:46,040 and in today’s Kalyug, it is kept alive with utter devotion 17 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:50,160 by our two very special residents of Modern Colony, Kanpur. 18 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,080 Good morning Tiwari ji. 19 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,640 Good morning Bhabhuti ji. 20 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,880 What happened? No milk in your pot today? 21 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,160 Actually, the milkman ran out of milk. 22 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:37,680 Oh... 23 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,480 So I thought, maybe Bhabhi ji could spare a little... 24 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,040 milk... 25 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:42,880 What? 26 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,240 I mean, you get 4–5 kilos of milk every day. 27 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,800 If Bhabhi ji could give me just half a kilo... 28 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,680 Of course, why not? 29 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,800 After all, neighbors should help each other. 30 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,200 [VIBHUTI]: Hmm Just imagine, we ran out of sugar at home. 31 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:55,760 Oh... 32 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:56,920 So I thought of borrowing... 33 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,840 a little sweetness from Bhabhi ji. 34 00:04:59,480 --> 00:04:59,960 What? 35 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,280 I meant sugar... 36 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:02,360 Why not? 37 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,160 [BOTH LAUGH] 38 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,080 - Stupid... - Moron... 39 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,600 - Are you home Bhabi ji(Sister-in-law)? - Are you home Bhabi ji? 40 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,840 [ANITA]: Tiwari ji I’m in the lawn... [ANGOORI]: Bharbhuti ji I’m here... 41 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,560 Mommy, the damn pot just toppled! 42 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,120 Oh my! 43 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:08,840 [VIBHUTI LAUGHING] 44 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,400 Tiwari ji... 45 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:11,440 [ANITA]: Come here... 46 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,280 Why are you standing there? 47 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:13,280 [TIWARI LAUGHING] 48 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:15,760 Hello Bharbhuti ji... What brought you here? 49 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,440 Your love Bhabi ji... 50 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:18,840 Sorry, what? 51 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,160 Nothing Bhabi ji. It’s just that... 52 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,320 I needed some milk... 53 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:26,440 [FUMBLING] Bhabi ji I was looking at your... 54 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:31,800 I mean... I... I was looking at you doing Yoga... 55 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:37,160 [LAUGHS] Tiwari ji, Yoga keeps your body agile. 56 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,960 Yeah... And watching you do yoga, 57 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,040 keeps my eyes energized... 58 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,040 Tiwari ji... 59 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:43,920 Bhabi ji what’s wrong? 60 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,880 Why do I see sadness on your beautiful face? 61 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,120 [SIGHS] 62 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,600 What do I tell you, Barbhuti ji? 63 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,720 I am totally set! 64 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,920 Bhabi ji you keep saying that but you never are. 65 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:55,800 Sorry what? 66 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,760 I mean you want to say you’re upset. 67 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,440 That’s right! - Yes. 68 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,040 Yoga is a good exercise... 69 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,240 Is it? - Yes. 70 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,840 Well in that case, join me. 71 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,000 Let’s do yoga together. 72 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,680 Oh yeah! Why not? With pleasure! 73 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:08,560 One moment. 74 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,440 Yes Bhabi ji... - Wait a minute... 75 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,480 Yes. - Before we start, 76 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,040 Yeah? 77 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,280 Let me introduce you to my kids. 78 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:15,920 When did this happen? 79 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,320 Come on Tiwari ji! 80 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,200 My plants... 81 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,000 Ohh! 82 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:19,600 Look. 83 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:24,160 This is Sonu, Bittu, Rani, Anushka, Neelam and Radha! 84 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,160 Kids, say hello to uncle... 85 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,960 Hello kids! Hello! How are you? 86 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,200 You know what happened yesterday? - No. 87 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:36,840 Laddu ke Bhaiya and I were walking after dinner. 88 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,320 Okay. - Suddenly a goon came, 89 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,400 and started teasing me. 90 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,440 So Laddu ke Bhaiya must have beaten him up? 91 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:44,640 No... 92 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,680 In stead he held my hand and said, 93 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,240 Pagli let’s go home quickly. 94 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,840 I’ve got gas. 95 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,640 Make me tea. I need to clear my stomach. 96 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,200 Tiwari ji, breathe in... 97 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,200 Breathe out... 98 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,440 Bhabi ji, why did you marry this coward? 99 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,200 What kind of man can’t protect his wife? 100 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,760 Bhabi ji. Do one thing, 101 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:07,960 Dump him! 102 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,440 [FAKE ACCENT] and hold onto me. 103 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,880 Oh god! Don’t say that. 104 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,320 He’s my husband. 105 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,880 He’s not a husband. He’s a howlet! 106 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,560 Tiwari ji now stretch. 107 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 See how I’m doing it. 108 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,760 Like this. 109 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,400 Stretch... 110 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,480 [TIWARI FARTS] 111 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,400 [ANITA GASPS] 112 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,560 OH MY GOD! 113 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,480 Can I tell you something else? 114 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,160 Please do. 115 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,120 I heard about this temple, 116 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,640 It’s in Uttarakhand. - Okay. 117 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,160 Temple of Baba Lakkadnath. 118 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,440 They say that if a married woman 119 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,920 does a full circle of that temple, 120 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:49,600 her husband becomes very powerful and brave. 121 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,080 I was thinking of visiting that temple. 122 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,040 But how do I go there? 123 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,480 But I can’t tell Laddu ke Bhaiya. It has to be a secret. 124 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,720 I’ll take you there. We’ll elope. 125 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,760 What did you say? - Bhabi ji, 126 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,640 You get ready. I’ll arrange the car. 127 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:21,880 Stay blessed. 128 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,200 Dada ji, greetings. - Grab digestive powder for me. 129 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,440 Stay blessed. - It’s okay. It’s okay. 130 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:49,240 MY LORD! 131 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:50,240 HEY HEY! 132 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,000 Who the hell are you? 133 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,840 Stay away or I’ll shoot you. 134 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:54,880 [BOTH]: No no no... 135 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,320 My lord, Gajjan Pandey has sent us. 136 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,880 How do you know him? 137 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,120 We came with his recommendation. 138 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:10,440 Just lend us your taxi for 12 hours... 139 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,720 I never say no to him. 140 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,440 But what can I do, every car is booked. 141 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:19,560 There’s one car... 142 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,600 [BOTH SMILE] 143 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,160 But it’s very special... 144 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,360 Hmm. - Okay 145 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:25,800 Very precious. 146 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,520 Close to my heart... 147 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:31,200 Hmm... 148 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:32,960 My Bua ji (aunt). 149 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,240 But... We just saw her leaving. 150 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,800 That’s her daughter-in-law! 151 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:38,760 Then who’s Bua ji? 152 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,040 [CROWD MURMURING] 153 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:03,440 [CAR STOPS] 154 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,040 [TILLU]: Drive properly you moron. 155 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,120 [TEEKA]: Zip it, loser. You think you can teach me? 156 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,120 Come madam, please come! 157 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:09,760 Come. 158 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,200 [TEEKA HUMMING] 159 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,240 This wasn’t necessary, madam... - Why? 160 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,360 Actually we need it. 161 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,360 Keep coming back! - Yes. 162 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,800 Wherever you want... Hey... 163 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:20,920 [VIBHUTI]: Can’t see a single taxi here! All pauper prince! 164 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,320 [MOCKING] Wasn’t necessary... 165 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,600 What are these two doing here? [TILLU]: Royalty runs in my blood. I’m from Rampur. 166 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,240 Oh really? Shove your royalty in your... 167 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:30,840 Here’s your fifty. Out of five hundred... Hey who’s that? 168 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,880 Where’d you lads dig up this vintage aunty from? 169 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,440 Mind you language... 170 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,240 We didn’t dig her up, we’re driving our own car, okay? 171 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,520 We have rented it for 12 hours. 172 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,520 We are running business of ecs-taxi! 173 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,040 We’ve got no change. 174 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,720 I am giving all of it. 175 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:50,760 Then hop in, boss. 176 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,400 We’ll drop you wherever you say... - No no no... 177 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,600 I don’t want your faces inside the car. 178 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,280 I’ll take her to Uttakhand alone and will get her back alone. 179 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,320 What nonsense! 180 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,000 Have you gone mad? 181 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,120 Look it’s a lot of money! 182 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,280 Lot of money? And what about Bua ji? - Bua.... 183 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,440 It's been a while. Bhaiya (brother) hasn’t come out yet. 184 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,960 What if the operation failed? 185 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,760 SHUT UP! 186 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,960 I can tolerate failing myself. 187 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,120 But I’ll never accept failure for Bhaiya... 188 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,040 Today his happiness... his life will return. 189 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:17,080 If today his hair transplant fails, 190 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,800 I’ll burn the whole city down. 191 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,440 Wow! 192 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,080 Bhaiya... [SHANTI]: Yeah? 193 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:59,200 On this barren field of your scalp diabetes had eaten the roots. 194 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,680 But this farmer toiled hard - sowed seeds and, 195 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,200 made it fertile again. See? 196 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,760 No matter how much you stop Juliet, 197 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,280 - to meet Romeo, she will still go to the forest. 198 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:17,440 I think your crop will die, before the harvest! 199 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,880 No no no, what are you saying? 200 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,360 Let me show you a demo. 201 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,960 Wardboy Tina... 202 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,840 Demo... 203 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,280 Wow, lifting dumbbells with hair now! 204 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,680 See Bhaiya! 205 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,640 This too grew from the same scalp-field! 206 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,040 [KISSES] 207 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:34,840 Look! 208 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,520 Today, an age-old dream has come true chhote (younger one). 209 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,920 Remember bhaiya? 210 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,360 Ramprakash uncle had a jingle for you. 211 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,280 All man... No mane! 212 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,040 [LAUGHS] 213 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,600 Let it... 214 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,120 Let it go Chhote. 215 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,280 I won’t Bhaiya! That... 216 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,920 Remember Ativeer Mausa’s (Uncle) son-in-law? 217 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,240 He’d often ask, 218 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,720 “Where do you roll your rotis? 219 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:05,120 on the rolling board or rolling bald?” - Let it go chhote. Forget the past. 220 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,480 Today the years of pain have ended. 221 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,080 Look! New hair! 222 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,120 A new life begins today! 223 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,560 [BURPS] 224 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,360 YOU... 225 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,160 Chhote... Hey... Chhote... [SHIVERING and WRITHING] 226 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,640 Chhote... Chhote... - YOU MORON... 227 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,240 Chhote... No.. It’s okay... 228 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,240 Chhote... Come sit... - Baba (father)... Baba... 229 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,360 Kranti, don’t you know? - Baba no... Baba... 230 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,960 Farting and burping is not allowed in this house! 231 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,240 Don’t you understand? 232 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,960 Baba no... Baba... 233 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,960 - GRUNT [YOUNG KRANTI] : Baba... Baba... 234 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,320 Baba... Baba... - Baba is not here chhote... 235 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,760 Baba is long gone chhote... Baba is gone... 236 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,000 Baba is gone! 237 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,000 Baba is gone! 238 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,520 Baba is gone! 239 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,640 Why did you stop the car? We’re going to the temple. 240 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,200 Bhabi ji... 241 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,720 This place is so refreshing, so beautiful! 242 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,320 If paradise is real, it must be this place. 243 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,440 Yes I agree. 244 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:17,040 Bhabi ji you also take a seat and join me. 245 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,760 Oh god no! My saari will get wet! 246 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,440 Bhabi ji do you even know what happens 247 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,560 when beautiful lady’s saree gets wet? 248 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,240 Cold happens! What else? 249 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:31,760 And Barbhuti ji I don’t want to wet my saree. 250 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,520 Because how will I fry it? 251 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,320 The way you are frying my mood right now! 252 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,040 What did you say? 253 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,600 Bhabi ji you wanted to say dry. 254 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:39,960 You got it right! 255 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,640 Let’s go. We are getting late for the temple! 256 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,720 Come on Bhabi ji. Be a sport! 257 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,080 Okay do one thing. 258 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,280 Lift up your saree. 259 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,720 What did you say? - I meant lift it up a bit. 260 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,840 Okay, I’ll do one thing. 261 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,240 I’ll close my one eye. 262 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,040 What? 263 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,920 Will close both the eyes. Okay? 264 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:55,640 Alright. 265 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:56,920 Come Bhabi ji. 266 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,400 The time, the vibe and the location - It’s perfect! 267 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,720 Okay... 268 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,880 Bhabi ji, today we will... 269 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,200 unite in ‘waternity’! 270 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:33,520 [SHIVERS] 271 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,680 Oh god!!! 272 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,680 Oh god!!! 273 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,120 Bhabi ji... 274 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,640 you are getting naughty! 275 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,720 Bhabi ji, 276 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,640 your touch is setting fire to the water! 277 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,320 What if we both burn in this fire? 278 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:50,600 Let’s not cross the line Bhabi ji. Please control yourself! 279 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,520 I’ll never forgive myself. 280 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,360 Let’s play it safe. 281 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,320 Oh God Bhabi ji! You are killing me! 282 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,480 Where did Bhabi ji go? 283 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,360 Beware of crocodile! 284 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,160 If you survive - 5000 rupees fine! 285 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,920 MOMMY! 286 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,440 Bhabi ji... Let’s go! 287 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,200 That’s what I have been saying. 288 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,960 God Bharbhuti ji. You look quite fresh. 289 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,560 Yeah absolutely. Come on let’s go. 290 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,680 Yes. Let’s ‘alligate’ the car. Let’s move. 291 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,160 - What? Bhabi ji you mean ‘accelerate’ the car. 292 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,040 You got it right! Come on let’s go. 293 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,800 [VIBHUTI WHIMPERING] 294 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,240 [VIBHUTI]: Come on Bhabi ji. Let’s hit the road! 295 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,320 [CARS STOP] 296 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,440 Can I say something Bhaiya? 297 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,200 Go ahead. 298 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,040 Bhaiya you’ve never set eyes on any girl. 299 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,920 Especially since Bubli took that dig at you. 300 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,760 A bald man and a broke boss are both worthless! 301 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,440 Let it go Chhote. 302 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,200 Forget the past, move forward... 303 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,520 Bhaiya this is the time to move forward. 304 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,520 Only when you move forward, will my gates open 305 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:32,800 I've moved way beyond love and affection... 306 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:38,440 Now no girl will come into my life like a whirlwind. 307 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:44,400 [MUSIC] 308 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,200 Bhaiya, she has arrived. 309 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,240 Who? 310 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,080 She’s the last spark of your dying engine... 311 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,040 Last spark of dying engine? 312 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,120 Yes Bhaiya. 313 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,240 After this, your silencer’s gonna rust. 314 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,440 No whistle will blow again. 315 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,040 Because your parts are already losing their edge. 316 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:58,400 Go now! 317 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,000 Spill that pot of emotions you’ve been simmering for years. 318 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:07,080 Chhote… this won’t be… weird, right? - Bhaiya... 319 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,400 You have my word, Bhaiya. Please. 320 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,360 Go ahead. Let it out. 321 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,200 I’ll be in the corner. 322 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,920 May I sit here? 323 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,960 Waiter, two coffee please. - No... I’m not a waiter. 324 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,120 I’m the person who has been waiting... 325 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,360 for many years for a beautiful face, and it looks like 326 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,720 today that wait is coming to an end. 327 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,960 I don’t understand... 328 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,320 Neither do I understand what’s happening to me... 329 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,400 How are you? 330 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,360 I’m not well. I’ve been sick for years. 331 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,040 Oh god! 332 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,040 Do you have jaundice? 333 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:02,960 No. 334 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,080 But you just said that you are not well. 335 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,840 I was... But... 336 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,560 Now I think I’m getting better. 337 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,840 No. I was asking Who are you... 338 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,320 You meant who are you. 339 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,720 Right! Who are you? 340 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,520 My name is Shanti. 341 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,040 Shanti? 342 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,040 What about you? What’s your name? 343 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,640 I am Angoori. 344 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,440 Angoori? - Yes. 345 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,240 Such a beautiful name! 346 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,480 Thank You. 347 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,360 A special couplet is coming to mind after seeing you. 348 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,880 May I share it? 349 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:41,920 Couplet? 350 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,480 Ahmedabad... Ahmedabad... 351 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,040 You mean irshaad? 352 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,600 You got it right! 353 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,160 Who the hell is this guy? 354 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,880 You’re a traveler and your destination awaits with pride... 355 00:23:56,440 --> 00:24:00,840 You’re a traveler and your destination awaits with pride... 356 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,960 But before this cold starts messing with your mind and spine 357 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,440 Down two pegs, Angoori — before it’s sister-cussing time! 358 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,280 Bloody... 359 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,200 [VIBHUTI]: YOU... 360 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,000 You're getting really romantic, brother. 361 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,200 Horse hair— 362 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,760 Did you just sneak in a filthy insult through that horse-hair? 363 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,920 You’re roaming with a broom on your head, What else should I call it—horse hair? 364 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,120 Ah, in that sense horse hair. 365 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,280 Let me say it in that sense… horse hair. 366 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:32,680 Seems there is a misunderstanding. By the way, I’m Shanti Sharma. 367 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,840 Not Shanti Sharma. You should be called Shanti Shameless. 368 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,120 And who are you? Her brother? 369 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,720 Not at all. I’m her neighbor. Her friendly neighborhood. 370 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,280 [ANGOORI]: Yes. 371 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,760 Ah, friendly neighborhood. - Yeah. 372 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,560 Then why don’t you come a little closer, friendly neighborhood? 373 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,280 I never bow to anyone. 374 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,240 But since Bhabhi ji is here, I will. Here you go. 375 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,880 [SLAP] - MOMMY! 376 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,400 Bhabhi ji, did he just hit me? 377 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,600 Yes, and really hard. 378 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,360 That was just the beginning. 379 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,120 Even I’m ready to beat you up. 380 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,600 Step out and see. 381 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,680 Don't go anywhere. I’ll deal with him right now. 382 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,800 Alright - Bhabhi ji, just watch me sparring.. Come on! 383 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,040 Okay. 384 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,080 You don’t know me buddy! 385 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,200 [SLAP] - MOMMY! 386 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,080 [SLAP] 387 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,000 You bas****! 388 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,000 Try to understand man! Bhabi ji is watching. Peace, peace, peace. 389 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,680 No peace. I’ll make your mutton piece! 390 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,000 [SLAP] 391 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,560 [SLAP] 392 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,440 Hey Shanti, live up to your name. Show some peace! 393 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,040 This Shanti... 394 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,960 Won’t listen to you now! 395 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,720 But why won’t you?! 396 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,200 Time please, time please, time please! 397 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,520 Would you like to have something? 398 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,160 Sure. 399 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:56,920 What will you have? 400 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,360 Whisky, brandy, gin, vodka? What will you have? 401 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,280 Blood! - Okay. 30ml, 60ml or 90ml? 402 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,680 Half litre! - That’s too demanding! 403 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,880 Yes! [VIBHUTI GRUNTS] 404 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,200 [COAL FLYING IN THE AIR] 405 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,720 I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. 406 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,560 [VIBHUTI]: Sorry but the horse-hair is on fire! 407 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,560 BHAIYA! 408 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,800 Bhaiya... 409 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,000 Why the hell is your head on fire? 410 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,320 [VIBHUTI]: No. Not me. Not me. 411 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,360 Oh god. Barbhuti ji... 412 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,040 No, Chhote, the bullet might hit Angoori! - You! 413 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,280 Bhaiya! 414 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,960 Bhabi ji you got it right for the first time! - Thank you! 415 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,200 I love you. - What did you say? - Let’s go! 416 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,600 Come on Bhabi ji. Let’s go. 417 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,760 [ANGOORI]: Yes. Let’s go. [VIBHUTI]: Yes. 418 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,480 BHAIYA! [GUNSHOT] 419 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,760 [VIBHUTI SCREAMS] - I’ve been shot, Bhabi ji. 420 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,640 Catch those bas****! 421 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,440 Bharbuti ji... Get in... 422 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,200 [VIBHUTI]: Bhabi ji push me in... 423 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,320 Bharbuti ji...The keys! 424 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,080 [TIRES SCRATCH and CAR REVS] 425 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,680 [ANGOORI]: OH GOD! 426 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,160 [BACCHU]: OH GOD! Aunt! 427 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:38,960 What happened son? 428 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,280 Bau ji (Father)... 429 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,360 I had a bad dream about aunt. 430 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,200 Oh God... 431 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,720 Please protect our daughter, Lord... 432 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,920 Please protect our daughter, Lord... 433 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,440 [TEEKA BURPS] 434 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:02,760 [TEEKA HUMMING] [PHONE RINGING] 435 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,360 [WHISPERS] - Hey... 436 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,240 What? - Bacchu bhaiya... 437 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,600 Pick up... Pick up... Pick up... 438 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,560 [SLURRY VOICE] - Greetings Bacchu bhaiya... 439 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,080 Greetings Bacchu bhaiya... 440 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,040 Listen... 441 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,080 Where is my Bua ji? 442 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,480 Is she safe? 443 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,680 Bhaiya ji... 444 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,920 Bua ji is absolutely safe. 445 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,520 We’re protecting her more than our own lives. 446 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:30,880 You better be careful. 447 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,800 If even a single hair on my Bua’s head is harmed 448 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,400 I’ll leave your heads so bald that... 449 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,200 not even a single strand will be left. 450 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,120 Oh no... 451 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,120 The wildfire has destroyed the whole jungle. 452 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,720 All that’s left is barren land. 453 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,680 Then plant new trees in that land... Let flowers bloom again. 454 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:06,360 In this barren land, forget flowers — not even thorns can grow. 455 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,560 Don’t exaggerate, doctor. If you can’t grow hair on my brother’s head... 456 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,640 I’ll sprinkle oil on your silky hair and set it on fire! 457 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:20,200 If that could help grow his hair back, please, go ahead. 458 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,640 So what are you saying, doctor? Is there no hope? 459 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:28,440 Brother, hope was the fertile soil — but diabetes has eaten it away. 460 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:33,360 If we try anything now, your brother might go straight up… 461 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,320 Why don’t you just use a wig? 462 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,680 Bhaiya is allergic to wigs. 463 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,280 He tried once — 464 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,760 People get pimples on their face, he got them on his bald head. 465 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,240 People started calling him “Bumpy” instead of “Shanti”! - [SHANTI] : SCREAMS 466 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:48,840 Bhaiya... 467 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,600 Don’t worry... 468 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,360 You’ll still marry that Bhabhi... 469 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,760 Even if I have to pile up dead bodies for it. 470 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,120 Chhote... - Yes bhaiya... 471 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,720 Now my life has only one mission… 472 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,040 Death of that Ba****d... 473 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,120 Done, Bhaiya. 474 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,040 Barbhuti ji, are you okay? 475 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,480 Ouch. 476 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,440 Bhabhi ji, please drive faster! 477 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:27,360 What can I do, Barbhuti ji? I’m driving, but see how many potholes there are. 478 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:31,680 I don’t want the car to fall into one, and we both start ‘humping’! 479 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,920 Bhabhi ji, do you have a dictionary of alternate words? 480 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,840 It’s not ‘humping’, for God’s sake! It’s ‘jumping’! 481 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,200 You got it right! 482 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,760 Vibhu, where the hell are you?! 483 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,200 Anu baby, I’ve been shot! 484 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:50,640 WHAT? 485 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:52,080 HOW? 486 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,360 Baby, some goons were teasing Bhabhi ji. 487 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,520 [VIBHUTI] : I intervened… And they shot me. 488 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,680 And do you know where they shot me? 489 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,200 Right in the butt! 490 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,360 Oh God! Vibhu, you always end up in the weirdest situations! 491 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,240 Okay, tell me one thing — why’d they shoot you in the butt? 492 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,600 Baby, he didn’t give me a choice! 493 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,200 He just picked the spot he liked and shot! 494 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,320 Okay, alright. Just tell me — what hospital are you in, Vibhu? 495 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,600 Baby, I’m not in a hospital. I’m on the run. 496 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,760 [VIBHUTI] : I’m on Highway 47E. 497 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,400 I’m sending you my location. 498 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,040 Please come pick me and Bhabhi ji up, baby. 499 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,920 [VIBHUTI] : Come and pick me up... - Oh god! 500 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,360 Okay okay okay. 501 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,280 Damn it Vibhu... 502 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:37,800 Police! 503 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,320 [PHONE RINGING] 504 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:48,480 Hello. 505 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,200 Happu Singh ji... 506 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,000 This is Anita Mishra speaking. 507 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:51,840 [SURPRISED] 508 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,880 Oh fair madam... 509 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,880 How did you remember me? 510 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,640 Happu Singh ji, there's a big problem… 511 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,680 [LAUGHS] 512 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:03,680 Fair madam, how should I say… 513 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:09,120 Being too beautiful and fair is a problem in itself. 514 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,000 Not that, Happu ji. Vibhu has been shot! 515 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,440 What? 516 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,160 Where did he get shot? 517 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:16,800 In his butt. 518 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,600 Dude’s butt got burst! 519 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,840 Happu Singh ji, that’s not the point! 520 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,000 His life’s at risk—he’s on Highway 47E right now! 521 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:25,760 Is he? 522 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,560 Please immediately reach there... 523 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,840 Alright, fair madam! I’m leaving right away. 524 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,600 Please don’t worry. I’ll be there. 525 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,040 Fair madam bye... 526 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,800 Manohar, give me the keys. Give me the keys you fool! 527 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,040 What happened sir? 528 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,480 [MANOHAR]: Fuel’s low, don’t go too far ahead! 529 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,480 Manohar... - Hmm? 530 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,680 My memory’s playing tricks on me... 531 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,680 I asked for the keys in hurry... 532 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:03,760 Rushed to the vehicle... 533 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,880 I started the car - and the moment I put it in gear... 534 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,160 Why did I put it in gear?! 535 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,240 I forgot where I was going in all this hurry! 536 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,880 You sure this won’t tear? 537 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:24,880 [CHUCKLES] 538 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,240 It’s a secret! 539 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,440 It won’t tear, it’ll shred everything! 540 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,880 [BOTH LAUGH] 541 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,680 [TIWARI] : GROANS 542 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,120 [PHONE RINGING] 543 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,520 Hi Bhabi ji... 544 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,960 [ANITA] : Tiwari ji, Vibhu has been shot! - What? 545 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,440 Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, Tiwari ji. - Yes Bhabi ji... 546 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,280 Let’s go. - Yes Bhabi ji... 547 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:44,880 [TIWARI] : GROANS 548 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,040 Bhabi ji... 549 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,280 I’m sorry... actually, I kinda left the loo mid-way. 550 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,600 Can I go finish real quick? 551 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,560 Tiwari ji, while you’re finishing your business, Vibhu might finish his life! 552 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,880 We don’t have time. Let’s go! 553 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:11,720 Okay guys, get down here. 554 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,480 What happened brother? 555 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:15,200 I’ll take a left from here. You catch another ride from this spot. 556 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,360 But you said you’d drop us a bit further. 557 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,640 OFF YOU GO, IDIOTS! Get down. 558 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,800 [TILLU]: Yeah yeah.We are... 559 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,280 But brother... Brother... 560 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,400 Come, let’s find Vibhuti sir... Come... 561 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,560 [TEEKA HUMMING] 562 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,160 [TILLU] : WHERE ARE YOU VIBHUTI SIR...? 563 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:51,960 [CAR SCREECHES AND STOPS] 564 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,640 [ANGOORI]: Oh god! 565 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,960 [SIGHS] 566 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,440 [VIBHUTI]: Mommy plus Daddy... 567 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,720 Bhabi ji... - SIGHS 568 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,880 Bhabi ji... - SIGHS 569 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,840 I’ve been trying to ask you - 570 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:09,320 Where did you learn to drive? Who on earth taught you?! 571 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,080 No no, I haven’t learned at all, Barbhuti ji. 572 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:16,520 I just watched driving ‘tit-oral’ on Mutube. 573 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,000 Bhabhi ji, look at the moment, look at the condition... 574 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,200 You mean ‘tutorial’ Bhabi ji... - You got it right! 575 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,080 Oh my! 576 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,240 Listen to me Bharbhuti ji... - Yeah? 577 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,000 You’ve got shot! -Yeah. 578 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,040 Your life could be in danger… -Yeah! 579 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:33,520 So... 580 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,960 So I must remove the bullet myself. 581 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,000 What?! 582 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,120 One minute, let me show you something. 583 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,720 [VIBHUTI GROANS] 584 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,360 [ANGOORI SIGHS] 585 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:54,480 As you all know, our channel is specially for those unfortunate souls - 586 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,600 - who get shot in places where 587 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,360 there’s no hospital nearby. 588 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,480 Yeah... 589 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,400 First, carefully examine the bullet wound. 590 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,160 Okay. So, where exactly are you shot, Barbhuti ji? 591 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,360 What do I even say, Bhabhi ji? 592 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,640 Look, right now I’m your doctor. 593 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,880 You don’t need to be shy in front of your doctor. 594 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,640 Now tell me, where? 595 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,560 Bhabi ji hypothetically... 596 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,720 Imagine you're walking on a flat road. 597 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,400 Suddenly, two sand dunes appear. 598 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:33,840 Leaving those dunes behind - comes a narrow pass… 599 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,120 When you exit that narrow pass... 600 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,280 - you‘ll find a wilted cactus vine hanging… 601 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:46,800 - and just beyond that, a small pit... 602 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,800 Right next to that pit is where I got shot. 603 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,920 I didn’t understand a single word of what you just said, Barbhuti ji... 604 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,640 Take off your pants. Go on—off with it. 605 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,560 [WHIMPERS] - Take them off... 606 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,680 Yeah. 607 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,160 Tiwari ji, hurry up! - Yes yes yes… 608 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,760 [TIWARI LAUGHING] 609 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,040 Oh god, what a ride! 610 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,960 [BOTH SCREAM] 611 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,120 Tiwari ji, not that fast! 612 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,360 We have to reach Vibhu, not heaven! 613 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,920 D-d-don’t worry, Bhabhi ji. 614 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,480 Don’t worry. - Useless you are! Keep driving. 615 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,320 Don’t know where those scoundrels disappeared. 616 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,840 Swallowed by the sky or the ground? 617 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,160 Wherever they hide, we’ll dig them out. 618 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,600 How wii you fix the stains of allegations on pants? 619 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:57,560 He wrecked me for life — you’re just throwing chants. 620 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:02,640 Chhotey! We are stopping. I need to lighten myself for two minutes. 621 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,640 Here? Seriously? 622 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,600 I know brother ... 623 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,240 You didn’t stop to pee. 624 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,680 You stopped to cry! 625 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,960 I dreamed of being a groom - 626 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:46,400 - but now I have no hair to comb. 627 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,640 In the fate of my stove - 628 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,920 you had to ignite the fire of family! 629 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,600 but instead, you burned my damn head! 630 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,880 Why?! 631 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,760 Let’s begin the operation. First, close your eyes. 632 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:03,680 Yes. 633 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,800 This guy’s a complete idiot. 634 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,840 [DOCTOR]: Now take deep breaths… 635 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,400 Do Anulom-Vilom (inhale-exhale). 636 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:16,280 Bhabhi ji, that’s not Anulom Vilom. You’re doing Kapalbhati! 637 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,600 Shhh! I’m the doctor. Let me listen to the expert. 638 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,480 Now silently pray to God. 639 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,400 [DOCTOR]: “Oh Lord, I know I’m no real doctor… 640 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,880 [DOCTOR]: but please make this surgery a success. 641 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,160 [DOCTOR]: And if not, 642 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,360 [DOCTOR]: then at least give peace to this soul." 643 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,840 [GROANS] - Mommy... 644 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,280 [PHONE RINGING] - Damn it! 645 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,600 Who the hell is calling at a moment like this? 646 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,400 What the hell… who is it?! 647 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,120 One tight slap shall explain that! 648 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,920 Yes Amma… how come you’re calling? 649 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,880 I can’t reach bahuriya (daughter-in-law). I need to talk to her. 650 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,840 She’s fine, Amma. Her phone’s just acting up. 651 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,240 Low battery and all. 652 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,760 I’ll make her call you once we reach home. 653 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,400 Don’t worry, she’s alright. 654 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,160 I wanted to give her a surprise! 655 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,480 Then go ahead and do it Amma. [TIWARI] : Ow ow ow! 656 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,600 What happened now? 657 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:06,040 Gas, Amma. I’m getting gas. Call you later! 658 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,320 [AMMA]: Your stomach’s always... 659 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,720 [TIWARI GROANING] [ANITA SCREAMING] - Tiwari ji! 660 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,120 Oh Lord! 661 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,360 You’ve already taken his hair… 662 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,200 Now send some lady-luck into his life! 663 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,280 His lamp is running on the last bit of oil. 664 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,400 After this, it will die. 665 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,960 If it goes out, 666 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,920 - I’ll be forced to extinguish my own. 667 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,080 There must be someone out there for me... 668 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:43,520 [BOTH SCREAMING] [ANITA] - Tiwari ji... Careful... Watch out... 669 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:48,640 [TIWARI] : BHABHI JI... [ANITA SCREAMING] 670 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,920 Wow, such quick service, God! 671 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,320 You just dropped an angel straight from the sky! 672 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,040 Will you help me get down? - Sure. 673 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,880 Easy… slowly. - Thank you so much. And... 674 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,000 I’m not some angel, by the way. - Then? 675 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,320 Well... my name is Anita Mishra. 676 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,200 Alright, let’s start the operation. 677 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,520 [DOCTOR]: Obviously, you’re not in a hospital - 678 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,320 [DOCTOR]: so you probably don’t have proper surgical tools. 679 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,280 Yes. We don’t have any. [DOCTOR]: If there’s any car nearby - 680 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,160 [DOCTOR]: quickly open the trunk and grab the toolbox. 681 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:36,760 Yes, there’s a car! 682 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:45,040 [DOCTOR]: Now take out something sharp from the toolbox. 683 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,440 [DOCTOR] : Like a screwdriver. - That’s right. 684 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:54,360 Now push that screwdriver deep into the wound... 685 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:59,720 [DOCTOR] : And wiggle it hard. - MOMMY! 686 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,520 [VIBHUTI]: Bhabi ji... your’e killing me! 687 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,680 What next, Doctor? 688 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,000 Chintu Chaat Masala... 689 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,800 [CHEF]: When life gets bland, Chintu gives a hand! 690 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,960 Chintu’s here… What ridiculous masala are you selling? 691 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,440 [CHEF]: Put it on fruits, salads... 692 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,200 How many seconds? Thirty seconds... [CHEF]: You can even put it on raw paneer... 693 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:14,440 You’ll be blown away... 694 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,320 Oh my God! Even on raw paneer? 695 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,200 Forget the paneer, focus on saving my body! 696 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,760 [CHEF]: Chintu Chaat Masala - Why don’t you just leave already, Chintu?! 697 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,640 Sir, I need a small favor. - Go ahead. 698 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,600 Can you give me a lift? 699 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,880 I just did! - BHABI JI... 700 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,360 Bhabi ji... Bhabi ji... 701 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,120 Are you okay? Everything alright? 702 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:41,560 You don’t need to worry, Tiwari ji. I’m fine. 703 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,280 And, this kind man is giving us a lift. 704 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,560 And this is that neighbor. 705 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,640 Hello. - Hello. 706 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,960 Is he a drunkard as well? - What?! 707 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,040 Chhote, what’s all this? Who are these people? 708 00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,520 That’s big brother. Bhaiya, one minute - 709 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,800 They need a lift. Please give them one. I like her. 710 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,560 Can’t you control yourself?! 711 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,600 Oh, Chhote, getting naughty huh? - Bhaiya stop it! 712 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:15,760 Okay. Go ahead. 713 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,680 Have a seat. - Come. 714 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,960 Get in the car. [ANITA]: Thank you. 715 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,360 [TIWARI BURPS] 716 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,320 YOU MORON! 717 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,320 Better thank your stars you didn’t burp in front of Chhote... 718 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,000 He’d have shoved so many bullets in the gas openings - 719 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,760 - that brass will start flowing out! 720 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,760 Tiwari ji control... - GET IN! 721 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,240 [ANITA]: Go! 722 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:47,800 [KRANTI]: Please get in. Sit. 723 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,240 [ANITA]: Thank you. 724 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:53,840 For stitches, take out a sharp tool from the box. 725 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,040 [DOCTOR]: Like a nail. - This? - That’s right, that’s right. 726 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,600 [DOCTOR]: Find a peace of wire. - That’s right, that’s right. 727 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,000 [DOCTOR] : Tie that wire to the nail. 728 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,200 Done. Now what? 729 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,720 [DOCTOR] : Now shove it right into the wound. - Okay. 730 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,680 [VIBHUTI SCREAMS] 731 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,560 [FAINTS] 732 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,160 [ANITA]: With all due respect may I ask, 733 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,480 Hmm? 734 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,920 What exactly happened to your brother? 735 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,480 I mean, his hair seems burnt... 736 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,680 And he looks quite depressed. 737 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,560 We got into a scuffle somewhere... 738 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,120 Okay. 739 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,600 Someone poured burning ember on his head. 740 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,320 That’s how his hair got singed. 741 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,280 Okay. - Hair specialists had already given up — 742 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,800 Said this barren land was no longer fertile. 743 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:41,920 [ANITA]: So what? 744 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,400 I mean, losing hair isn’t the end of the world, right? 745 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,640 You speak very beautifully. 746 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,960 [SMILES] 747 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,760 I run grooming classes. 748 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,160 Bhai saab is a little sensitive. 749 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,600 Well, so are you, when it comes to gas. 750 00:44:58,720 --> 00:44:59,520 Why are you talking, huh? 751 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,200 What’s your problem with gas? 752 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,000 Actually, we used to have 10 horses. And a stable. 753 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:09,720 But one day, when Chhote was little, he ate a horse’s black gram feed. 754 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,800 And after that… gas started escaping from every pore of his body. 755 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,960 Father was furious. He beat him up - 756 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,160 - and locked him in the stable for the whole night. 757 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:21,480 So imagine—on one side, the horses were passing gas… and on the other, Chhote. 758 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,240 The gas had such an effect on his brain, that now… 759 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:27,640 - at the very mention of gas, he gets gas-triggered seizures. 760 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,240 Whoa! 761 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,120 This, madam, is the whole story. Got it? 762 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,040 Tiwari ji, please control... 763 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,240 Teeka... - Hmm? 764 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,280 I’m scared Bua ji might’ve fallen into some pit or something... 765 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,880 You wretched ba*****d. 766 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,520 Ayy we're doomed, doomed! 767 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,040 [GRUNTS] - I like it! Haha. 768 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,040 Saxena ji? You're here? - Saxena bhaiya, you? 769 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,400 What’s up, Teeka, Tillu? 770 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:09,200 Tell us... what are you doing here? 771 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,160 So boys... 772 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,680 This is the T-Rex moped. 773 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,160 I built this T-Rex myself. 774 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,520 It's my startup. 775 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,400 I’m on a trial run. 776 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,600 A Japanese company is interested. 777 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,880 Saxena ji, tell us one thing— - Hmm? 778 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,120 How is your moped different from all the others? 779 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,160 Mine is different because - 780 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,560 I built my moped. 781 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,080 - Hmm... And the others’ moped... 782 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,040 The others... I didn’t built. - Okay. What? 783 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,880 Excuse me Saxena Bhaiya. - Yes? 784 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,080 What’s so special about this? 785 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,240 It runs on banana peels. 786 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,400 Banana peels?! - Hmm... - Like... what? 787 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:54,760 Saxena bhaiya... The thing is we gotta go ahead a bit. 788 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,320 Can we get a lift on your T-Rex? 789 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,720 Come, come. Hop on! - Thank You Saxena ji... 790 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,480 [TEEKA HUMMING] 791 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:05,840 [TILLU]: VIBHUTI SIR... [TEEKA]:Where art thou?! 792 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,080 [TIWARI FARTS] - Who said that? 793 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:16,160 Mor (PEACOCK). It was a mor sir. - I like mor. Once more please! 794 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,400 Bhaiya, stop here. We need to get off. 795 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,560 We can drop you further if you want. 796 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,560 Kranti, we have to take the left. We’re running late. 797 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,240 Don’t forget your brother’s mission. 798 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:31,240 It’s fine, really. This is our stop anyway. Thanks a lot! 799 00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:32,760 Let’s go. - Actually, I wanted to ask... 800 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,400 Come, let’s go! We’ll meet later, meet properly. Please come, bhabhi ji! 801 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,080 Listen... at least take my number. 802 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,560 You never know—you might need us sometime. 803 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,720 Absolutely! Please give the number. 804 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,160 [TIWARI]: Number? - WRITE DOWN! 805 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,040 Yes. 806 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,000 Let’s move. [ANITA]: Thank you so much. [TIWARI]: Thank you, Bhaisaab. 807 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,920 And you—be strong, okay? - Yes, ma’am. I will. 808 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,280 [TIWARI]: Hurry up bhabi ji... 809 00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,320 How long are you going to stare at her? 810 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,080 [PHONE RINGING] 811 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,640 Why’s the fair madam calling now? 812 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:12,960 Fair madam hi.... 813 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,240 Happu Singh ji, where have you reached? 814 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:16,440 [SHOCKED] 815 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,760 Arre Dada, I remembered! 816 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,360 Fair madam’s in trouble! 817 00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,920 Fair madam I’m leaving, I mean, I’ve left already. 818 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,920 More than halfway there. You hang up—I’m reaching. 819 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,160 [HAPPU]: God! I’m dead! 820 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:35,760 Saxena ji, your shortcut has gotton us stuck in the middle of the jungle! 821 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,400 Boys, the biofuel - basically, the fue - is over. 822 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:43,600 Now this T-Rex won’t move an inch without banana peels. 823 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,560 Where the hell will we find banana peels in this jungle? 824 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,600 [SELLER GIRL]: Take some... Take some... 825 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,520 What? 826 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,160 Heh. Beautiful lady offering it in the middle of jungle! 827 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,040 What’s this girl saying? 828 00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,240 [SELLER GIRL]: Buy some bananas… Bananas… 829 00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:58,480 [SAXENA]: Sister... Sister... - You dirty mind! 830 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,480 [SAXENA]: We found bananas! We got them! - She’s selling bananas. 831 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,960 - She was talking about selling bananas. [SAXENA]: We found bananas! 832 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,880 We got bananas! It will work now. 833 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,480 [SELLER GIRL]: What are you doing?! 834 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,120 [SELLER GIRL]: Hey! - God is with us. 835 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,960 You, madam, are a prince with a shining armour. Sorry, princess with an armour. 836 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,960 We really needed bananas. 837 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,000 See this basket of bananas? 838 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:18,440 Yeah. 839 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:21,000 We don’t want to buy the bananas. 840 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,120 We want to buy the banana peels. 841 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,880 But sir, if you only take the peels, what do I do with the bananas? 842 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,800 You take the bananas. 843 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,280 I like it! 844 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,560 Start peeling! Start peeling! 845 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,160 Wait! 846 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,320 Oh no… Bacchu Bhaiya! Bacchu Bhaiya's calling! - You also start peeling. 847 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,280 [TEEKA]: Greetings, Bacchu bhaiya. 848 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,320 Hey, make a video call. 849 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,920 It’s not connecting from my end. 850 00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:48,880 Bacchu bhaiya... 851 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,640 Bua ji is completely safe. 852 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,360 Standing right next to us, all calm and happy. 853 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,000 Stop talking rubbish. 854 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,480 [BACCHU]: Make the video call. I won’t relax until... 855 00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,400 I see her with my own eyes. 856 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,520 We can’t show you. [BACCHU]: Why not? 857 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,880 Because… she’s bathing right now. 858 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,280 And how can you watch your own Bua ji taking a bath? 859 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,680 What nonsense are you saying! Hello? Bacchu Bhaiya? There’s a network issue. 860 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,520 Hello hello hello... Bugger off! 861 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:16,880 Bloody... 862 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,000 Something’s definitely fishy… 863 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,400 Aaahhhhhhhhhh.... 864 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,000 What happened, Bharbhuti ji? I already took the bullet out. 865 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,560 Then why are you groaning so much? 866 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,480 Bhabi ji... 867 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:34,160 Bhabhi ji, getting shot didn’t hurt as much as your surgery! 868 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,680 The way you cut it open— by God, you tore it apart! 869 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,640 Oh god! 870 00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,560 What are you saying, Bharbhuti ji? 871 00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:43,480 I removed the bullet with so much efforts 872 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,120 and you're blaming me? 873 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,400 You’re such a... 874 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,240 What did you say? I did not hear that. Say it again? 875 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,040 You're such a... 876 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,480 Aahh… one more time, Bhabhi ji? [ANGOORI]: You are such a... 877 00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,800 [VIBHUTI]: Oh god... 878 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,680 [ANITA]: VIBHU... [TIWARI]: Angoori... 879 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,920 [ANITA]: VIBHU... 880 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,560 She always comes at the wrong time, every time. 881 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,480 [ANITA]: VIBHU... [ANGOORI]: LADDU KE BHAIYA... [TIWARI]: Angoori... 882 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,240 [ANITA]: VIBHU... [TIWARI]: PAGLI (Angoori)... 883 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,520 [ANITA]: VIBHU... [VIBHUTI]: Easy, easy. I got shot. 884 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,480 [ANITA]: Okay okay. Are you okay? 885 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,640 Sort of... 886 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:15,720 Pagli... 887 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,320 Why did you get involved with this lunatic? 888 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,280 Excuse me Tiwari ji... 889 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:24,960 This lunatic risked his life to save Bhabhi ji. 890 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,000 I took a bullet for her! 891 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,640 Big words are for those who take bullets on their chest, not on the butt! 892 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,640 SHUT UP TIWARI JI! 893 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,480 Vibhu, let’s go. We’ll get a doctor to remove the bullet ASAP. 894 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:44,640 No baby, no. Bhabhi ji already took it out, personally, with her own hands. 895 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,840 Yes, I did. 896 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,160 Excuse me, Bhabhi ji, come here for a second. 897 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,720 Come come. - What are you doing? 898 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,440 - Hey [ANITA]: What the hell? 899 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,360 Stay calm. - Aaaaahhhhhh 900 00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:58,960 Vibhu, let’s go home. Let’s go now. 901 00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:03,400 No baby, no. Not possible. This is gangster territory. They might still be nearby. 902 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:09,000 Yes Anita ji, Bharbhuti ji is right. It’s too whiskey to go out now. 903 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,200 It’s time for whiskey but Pagli, it’s risky, not whiskey! 904 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:13,600 You got it right! 905 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,080 [PHONE RINGING] 906 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,640 Hello, what’s the matter? 907 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,720 Put Anita ji on the phone. 908 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,280 Tiwari ji, give it to me. 909 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,160 Hello, this is Anita Mishra. 910 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,560 Where are you? 911 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,600 Far away right now… but I wish I was... 912 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,840 We need your help. 913 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:33,320 That old ruin near where you dropped us— 914 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,240 —please come there immediately. 915 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,560 What happened, Anita ji? Is everything okay? 916 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,600 We’re in big trouble. 917 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,720 Some goons are after us. Please come quickly. 918 00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,480 Bhaiya... 919 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,280 Who was that Anita ji? - An angel. 920 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,040 Angel? 921 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,920 Tell me, Bharbhuti ji... - What now? 922 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,200 Man to man… 923 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:18,320 Did you take off your whole pants in front of Angoori or just half? 924 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:24,600 Tiwari ji, I only took off half. Bhabhi ji didn’t see my knees. 925 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,200 Can I get some peace now? - Who's stopping you? 926 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,240 [TIWARI]: Any spot, any time, legs apart and the fountain’s on. 927 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:42,960 Tiwari ji... 928 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,080 Bhabi ji... - Those goons are here. 929 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,160 Oh god. - Oh god. 930 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,600 Tiwari ji, phone! 931 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,040 [PHONE RINGING] 932 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,160 Pick up. 933 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,880 Yes Anita ji? - Where are you? 934 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,880 The goons followed us here. 935 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,120 [KRANTI]: They don’t know who they’re messing with. 936 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:15,880 Just chill, Anita ji. Bhaiyya... 937 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:50,800 [MUFFLED SCREAMS] - Shush... 938 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,200 Something’s stuck… - Where? 939 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,560 Down there… down low… 940 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,880 It’s tickling... 941 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,560 Found it. 942 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,320 Oh god! - Cigarette! 943 00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,600 Bhabi ji, is a reaction really necessary? 944 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,920 Laddoo ke Bhaiyaa smoked a cigarette! 945 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,840 Run! 946 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,080 [VIBHUTI WHIMPERS] [TIWARI]: What happened? 947 00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:59,480 [MUFFLED SCREAMS] Oh god! 948 00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,040 What happened? 949 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,720 Right where the bullet was… Now there’s a nail stuck in it. 950 00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,120 [ANGOORI]: Oh god! 951 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,000 [ANITA]: It’s okay. It’s okay. 952 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:39,800 [PHONE RINGING] 953 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:57,920 [SONG PLAYING] 954 00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,600 Where’s Angoori? Hey, who are you? 955 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,840 Who are you? And what are you to Angoori ji? 956 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,360 I’m her mother! Who are you? 957 00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,720 Oh, saasu maa(mother-in-law)! Greetings! 958 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,080 Why are you calling me saasu maa?! Who are you? 959 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:12,800 [GUNSHOT] 960 00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,920 Vibhu! That’s him! That’s the angel! Come, come, all of you! - Come laddoo ke bhaiya. 961 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:40,240 [WHISPES] Kranti ji... Kranti ji... 962 00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:41,600 Oh my god! 963 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:47,640 Oh dear, Laddoo ke Bhaiyaa! He’s the one who attracted us! 964 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,800 Bhabhi ji, attracted? You mean attacked, right? 965 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,280 You got it right! 966 00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,480 [FOOTSTEPS] 967 00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:03,920 OH GOD! 968 00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,280 Here’s one for you: 969 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,480 With burning embers, 970 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,720 you lit my desires... 971 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:29,680 So many holes I’ll put in your body, 972 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:34,000 A tractor could drive right through! 973 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:40,480 Wow! So much weight in your potty! 974 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:46,320 Bhabhi ji, not potty, you meant poetry! 975 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:51,080 You got it right! Your poem has such weight truly! 976 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,360 So does this gun. 977 00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,720 Now, breathe your last breath. 978 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:01,320 I’m sorry. I’m sorry! 979 01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:11,440 [BURPS] 980 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,080 [WRITHING] 981 01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:17,720 [ALL SCREAMIMG] - Chhote chhote.... 982 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:22,600 [ALL SCREAMIMG] - Chhote chhote.... 983 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,080 [VIBHUTI]: Make him sniff shoes! - Baba is gone up chhote... 984 01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:31,760 [VIBHUTI]: Beat him with shoes! [ANGOORI]: I’ll drive. 985 01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,600 [ANITA]: Oh god Tiwari ji... [ANGOORI]: Oh god Laddoo ke bhaiya... 986 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,880 [ANGOORI]: Oh god ... [ANITA]: Tiwari ji come out! 987 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:51,560 [ALL COUGHING] 988 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:52,760 [ANGOORI]: Eww... -TIWARI JI... 989 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,160 You've turned the whole car into a gas chamber! 990 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,240 Truly, laddoo ke bhaiya! - Tiwari ji... 991 01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:02,600 Do one thing— go behind those bushes and relieve yourself first. 992 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,560 Only then we'll move ahead. 993 01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,520 You stole my words, Bhabhi ji. 994 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:07,120 Because we’ve sniffing it for long! 995 01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:07,880 Yours, you scoundrel! 996 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:12,480 [GROANING] - Careful Laddoo ke bhaiya... 997 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,360 Vibhu, you should let your wounds get some air too. 998 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,600 Tiwari ji’s "air" was pointed at my wounds itself! 999 01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:25,200 [SIGHS] 1000 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,480 [WHINING] 1001 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:32,960 BHABI JI.... 1002 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,040 Tiwari ji... [TIWARI]: BHABI JI... 1003 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,480 [ANITA]: Tiwari ji... Laddoo ke bhaiya... 1004 01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,120 What happy-end Laddo ke Bhaiya... 1005 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,840 He won’t have a happy ending. You mean ‘happened’. 1006 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:42,680 You got it right! What happened? 1007 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,440 What do I tell Bhabi ji... 1008 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,320 The moment I sat down to relieve myself, 1009 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,080 I felt like someone - 1010 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:52,040 - stuck two needles into my butt. - What? 1011 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:56,880 Then I saw a snake crawl out from under me... 1012 01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,000 and slither into the nearby bushes! 1013 01:01:59,200 --> 01:01:59,880 [ANGOORI]: Oh god! 1014 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,960 I’m going to die... - No no... 1015 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:06,160 If something happens to laddoo ke bhaiya, I'll give up my life too! 1016 01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:08,240 Vibhu, do you know how to suck out poison? 1017 01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,080 NO. 1018 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,280 Then I’ll suck out the poison from laddoo ke bhaiya... 1019 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,280 No Bhabhi ji, that’s not a juicy mango! 1020 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,320 So should I let laddoo ke bhaiya die? 1021 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,160 I’m going to suck out the poison! 1022 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,120 No Bhabi ji! 1023 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:22,000 You won’t suck out his poison! 1024 01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:26,000 If someone will suck out the poison - it’ll be me! 1025 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:31,880 Vibhu, be careful not to swallow even a drop of the venom! 1026 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:35,800 Never mind. - Hurry up. I’m about to die! 1027 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,640 [GROANING] - Hurry up. 1028 01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:38,680 [VIBHUTI GROANING] 1029 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,920 Vibhu... 1030 01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,240 [BOTH GROANING] 1031 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:45,840 [VIBHUTI]: Lift up your bum. 1032 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:47,560 [TIWARI]: It’s tickling. 1033 01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:51,400 [TIWARI] : It's the first time anyone’s tongue has touched that spot! - Oh god! 1034 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,560 [ANGOORI GIGGLES] [VIBHUTI]: Stop talking nonsense and lift up! 1035 01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:56,680 [TIWARI]: How much more? 1036 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,600 [VIBHUTI]: As much as you can. 1037 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,720 [TIWARI]: Here! [VIBHUTI]: This much is enough. 1038 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:03,200 Oh god! 1039 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,200 Are you okay? - Yeah. 1040 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:07,440 Bhabi ji... 1041 01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,520 I’ve sucked out all the poison. 1042 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:11,480 Madam... 1043 01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:13,400 Listen... 1044 01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,400 What happened? 1045 01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:15,760 I lost my pet snake. 1046 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,240 Have you folks seen it around? - Oh yeah... 1047 01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,720 One snake bit me and crawled into those bushes! 1048 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,880 Don’t worry about the bite! It’s totally non-venomous! 1049 01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:32,080 Nagendra! Where are you, son? Nagendra! 1050 01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,640 [SPITS] 1051 01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:46,040 Fair madam... Fair madam... Fair ma... 1052 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,880 Hey stop! Brother! 1053 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,120 Listen... Fix it quick, quick! - Yes. 1054 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,200 Why did this inspector stop us? - Who knows? 1055 01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:00,680 Fair madam... Fair madam... Fair madam... 1056 01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:04,440 What’s the matter, Inspector ji? Why are you chanting "fair madam"? 1057 01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:08,440 Actually listen, have you seen a very fair-skinned lady around? 1058 01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:13,840 So fair that if she walks into a dark room, you won’t need to turn on the light, I swear! 1059 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,120 She’s just that fair. 1060 01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:17,880 And with her, there’s this scoundrel... 1061 01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:19,360 Stuck to her like a leech. 1062 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:22,800 If you see him once, you won’t feel like seeing him again. 1063 01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,560 Inspector, we haven’t seen anyone. 1064 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:29,440 Greetings. - Greetings... Wait... Forget greetings—listen to me… 1065 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,920 If there’s any check post nearby, please drop me off. 1066 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,360 Inspector ji, we’re in a hurry. Please let us go. 1067 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,680 Such a hurry? What’s going on? 1068 01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:37,880 [HAPPU]: Yeah? 1069 01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:40,040 Going to bury a dead body... 1070 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,240 - or already buried one, brothers? 1071 01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:45,680 [LAUGHS] 1072 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,840 [HAPPU]: I was just kidding. 1073 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,680 Listen, start the car. Drop me near the check post. 1074 01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,560 [HAPPU]: Let’s go quickly. Start the car. 1075 01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,560 He’s brazen. 1076 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:56,560 [MECHANIC]: Sir... 1077 01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,920 Yeah? - Your car’s ready. 1078 01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,240 My car? This is my car? - Yes. [KRANTI]: He’s a giant scoundrel. 1079 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:02,320 Brother... 1080 01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,840 Thank you. See you again. 1081 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,640 Let’s go, brother. 1082 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,920 [ANITA]: Angoori ji, stop the car... 1083 01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:26,320 Inspector sir! We... we need your help! 1084 01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:30,320 Sir, some goons are after us, really bad ones! 1085 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,640 Those two are brothers. 1086 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:35,200 Shanti and Kranti! - Yes. 1087 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:36,040 Don’t worry. 1088 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:37,960 I’ll call for backup. 1089 01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,600 We’ll drop you all home safely. 1090 01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:41,840 Thank you ‘chapter’ sir. - What are you saying? 1091 01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:44,560 It’s inspector, not chapter! Are you trying to get us killed? 1092 01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:45,800 [ANITA SMILES] - You got it right! 1093 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:46,480 Get them some tea or something! 1094 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:47,320 [TIWARI]: Thank you. 1095 01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,200 Don’t worry, Vibhu. 1096 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:50,720 We’re safe now. - I know. 1097 01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:54,560 [INSPECTOR]: You take care of the blockade. 1098 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,960 Looks like the back up’s here, right Inspector sir? 1099 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,760 [ANGOORI]: Oh god. [INSPECTOR]: Yes, the back up. 1100 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,240 [TIWARI SHOUTS] [ANGOORI]: Oh god! 1101 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,160 Greetings bhaiya. Stay blessed. Are you okay? 1102 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:21,840 Are you okay? - Greetings Kranti bhaiya. 1103 01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:24,000 The cop is working with them! 1104 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:25,000 Here they are. 1105 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:50,960 [MUFFLED SCREAMS] 1106 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,160 [MUSIC PLAYING] [BACCHU HUMMING] 1107 01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:57,840 [GOON]: Come on... 1108 01:06:59,320 --> 01:06:59,800 [GOON]: Sit... 1109 01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:02,120 [MASTER GRUNTS] 1110 01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:04,440 [BACCHU HUMMING] 1111 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:06,800 Brother, what is this behavior? 1112 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,800 Why were we brought here like this? 1113 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,400 Tell us… Tell us… Tell us! 1114 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,280 Hmm... 1115 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:18,760 Heard that Teeka and Tillu are your friends? 1116 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,320 Look, if those people took money from you and ran off, 1117 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:23,760 I'll repay you. 1118 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,640 Because… I have lots of money, okay? 1119 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:29,120 But let me go. 1120 01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:31,320 Look, we really don’t know where those guys are. 1121 01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:32,240 [BACHHU]: Really? 1122 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:35,760 Then I must introduce you to Gulabia. 1123 01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,240 Gulabia...? 1124 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:41,680 Brother, where is this Gulabia? Call her. 1125 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:43,360 Gulabia... 1126 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:45,880 FIRE! 1127 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,560 Now tell me, friends... 1128 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,840 But if we don’t know anything, 1129 01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,400 how can we recall anything? 1130 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,600 So, you won’t remember. 1131 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,240 Alright. Boys, apply the intoxicating perfume on them. 1132 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:07,720 But we don’t see any lady around, 1133 01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:11,200 - worthy of such seductive scent! 1134 01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,680 This intoxicating scent is not for a woman, 1135 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,920 We use it on our cows and buffaloes. 1136 01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:22,320 When we spray it on them, 1137 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:25,760 Brother Zorawar gets, 1138 01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:29,640 - aroused by the fragrance. And then... 1139 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,200 By the way, who is this Zorawar? 1140 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,040 Zorawar is the bull of our cattle shed. 1141 01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:43,920 [ALL SCREAM] 1142 01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:50,240 [KRANTI]: What do we do with them now, Bhaiya? 1143 01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:53,520 [SHANTI]: Mamaji’s house is nearby. 1144 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:56,640 [SHANTI]: Let’s take them there first, then figure out the rest. 1145 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,840 Based on how many peels people throw, 1146 01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:06,400 [CARS WHIRRING] we can calculate how many fuel stations we can set up. 1147 01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,040 [TEEKA and TILLU]: BUAJI! BUAJI! BUAJI! 1148 01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,120 Saxena ji! Stop the bike! 1149 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:11,400 Our Buaji is gone! 1150 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,320 Brother this is a sharp turn. Can’t take a U-turn! 1151 01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:15,600 Work’s going on here. This is a trial run! 1152 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,080 Turn the bike! I like it! 1153 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,440 [SHANTI and KRANTI]: Maasab! Maasab! 1154 01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:24,520 [SHANTI]: Maasab! 1155 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:27,280 Are you asleep? 1156 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:29,640 Hey. - Maasab... 1157 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,720 Shanti-Kranti... 1158 01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,880 After so long! - Yeah... 1159 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,480 [MAASAB LAUGHS] [SHANTI and KRANTI] : Pranaam! [MAASAB] : What?! 1160 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,880 What happened to your hair? 1161 01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,320 Looks like a rat chewed on it! 1162 01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:43,520 Maasab… 1163 01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:47,400 Yes Maasab. These are the rats that did it. 1164 01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:51,360 You bloody... 1165 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:52,800 How dare they?! 1166 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:56,200 Do you even know who they are? 1167 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,000 Motherf... [VIBHUTI] : MOMMY... [SHANTI] : Maasab! 1168 01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,760 Maasab… What are you.. You’re a teacher! 1169 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:00,600 Forgive me… 1170 01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:02,920 I got a bit carried away. 1171 01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:05,960 Show me their faces! 1172 01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:08,800 [CHUCKLES] 1173 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:15,240 Okay! 1174 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:20,760 Oh God! 1175 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,160 Mamaji! 1176 01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:23,520 Angoori! 1177 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:24,600 Mamaji! - Daughter! 1178 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:28,760 What’s going on? - No Idea! 1179 01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:29,960 [GLASSES CLINK] [SHANTI and KRANTI] : Cheers... 1180 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:38,800 Shanti... 1181 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,760 You know Angoori is my niece, right? 1182 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,200 Kids make mistakes... 1183 01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:46,280 - then why? 1184 01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:49,640 We’ve already forgiven them (ladies). 1185 01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,760 We’re not punishing them, Maasab. 1186 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,600 No! Tell him Chhote. 1187 01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:59,360 Bhaiya will marry your niece, and I’ll marry her neighbor. 1188 01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:01,680 But… they’re both already married! 1189 01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,280 And tomorrow they’ll be widows, Maasab 1190 01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:06,520 What? - We’ll kill their husbands off. 1191 01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:07,600 Relax. 1192 01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:11,120 And marrying a widow is a noble deed Masaab. 1193 01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:13,360 Mother... - Masaab... 1194 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,080 You are master ji... 1195 01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:20,000 I’m sorry. I got carried away. 1196 01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:24,040 But son... - No ‘ifs’ and no ‘buts’ masterji. 1197 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,600 [KRANTI]: Start the preparations for the grand wedding. 1198 01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:31,200 Bless us. Give away your daughters to us. 1199 01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:37,320 If you don’t do it... We’ll give you away to the gods. 1200 01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:50,720 Stay blessed. God bless you. All the best. 1201 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,160 We should have gotten the Banana girl with us. 1202 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:00,920 Tillu... 1203 01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:02,480 Wait... 1204 01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,000 That same familiar bad smell is back. 1205 01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,520 Could it be…? Isn’t this from Inspector? 1206 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,920 [CAR APPROACHING] 1207 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:11,840 IT’S HIM! 1208 01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:13,600 [BOTH]: Inspector... 1209 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,760 All hail Inspector! 1210 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:17,840 [HAPPU]: Boys! [TEEKA]: Greetings Inspector! 1211 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:20,400 What are you doing here with this idiot? 1212 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:23,440 Forget that, what are you doing here? 1213 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:26,720 Well... out of the blue, I got a call from a fair madam. 1214 01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,760 Hmm? - Sounded like she was in trouble. 1215 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,440 I’m trying to find her. 1216 01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,240 I went to the address she gave me, but there was nobody there... 1217 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:35,120 Of course not… - What? 1218 01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:37,200 We saw her go this way. - She went this way?! 1219 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:40,080 Yes. This way! - Come on, fast then! Get in! 1220 01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:42,200 Come on fast! [SAXENA]: Boys... 1221 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,880 What about my T-Rex? 1222 01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:46,640 Your T-Rex? This bike folds? - Yes it does. 1223 01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:48,240 Then fold it and shove it up your... 1224 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,760 Forget it, you nut! Get on! We’re getting late. 1225 01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:54,040 We have to find Vibhuti Seth. [HAPPU]: All aboard? 1226 01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:57,200 [TEEKA]: Let’s go. [TILLU]: We’re already in deep trouble. 1227 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:58,840 Shoving T-rex up my... 1228 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:00,600 I like it! 1229 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:15,840 Shanty… Shanti ji, look, what’s happened has happened. 1230 01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:19,280 I regret what happened. I’m really very sorry. 1231 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,880 We can’t bear to see anyone in pain. So today... 1232 01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:25,440 I’m going to free you both from your suffering. 1233 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:26,640 Thanks. 1234 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:30,640 But I’m not suffering at all! 1235 01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,800 Not suffering?! You scoundrel! You're not in pain? 1236 01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:36,120 You bas*****! See the pain! 1237 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:40,160 You turned my bald head into a barbecue and played with embers! 1238 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:41,400 And you say you're not in pain?! 1239 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,600 No no! We’re in pain, great pain! Both of us. 1240 01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,160 Please, don’t kill us! 1241 01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:47,360 Who said anything about killing you? 1242 01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:49,320 I won’t kill you. 1243 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:51,080 See? I told you, he won’t kill us! 1244 01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:52,600 He’s a nice guy. 1245 01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,520 We’ll play a game between you two. 1246 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,120 Russian Roulette. 1247 01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,680 Russian Roulette? 1248 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:05,080 Umm... What does that mean? Rule in Russian? 1249 01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:07,640 You donkey! It means, 1250 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,440 This revolver has six slots. 1251 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,560 I’ve loaded only one bullet. 1252 01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:14,600 You both will take turns firing at each other. 1253 01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:18,080 One slot has death, the others… 1254 01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:20,160 life... 1255 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,400 [ANGOORI]: Anita ji, start! 1256 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:25,880 He’s coming. 1257 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:33,480 [FAKE CRYING] 1258 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,880 Anita ji, please don’t cry. 1259 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:41,680 Otherwise, people will say Anita was crying before the ‘marinate’. 1260 01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:45,240 [SOBBING] Angoori ji, it’s marriage, not marinate. 1261 01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:46,880 You got it right. 1262 01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:51,680 What happened? Why are you crying? 1263 01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:54,560 [SOBBING CONTINUES] 1264 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,840 What else can we do? 1265 01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,440 You’re about to kill our husbands before our wedding. 1266 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:03,440 Why the rush to kill them, huh? 1267 01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:04,280 What? 1268 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,800 I mean… 1269 01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,920 - can’t you drill our husbands after the wedding? 1270 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:16,120 Angoori ji, not drill… they want to kill. 1271 01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:17,600 You got it right! 1272 01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:25,520 Hold it straight… 1273 01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:29,240 Aim it at his skull. 1274 01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:33,120 Shoot! 1275 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:33,920 Look... 1276 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,920 Look... he’s Bhabi ji’s husband. 1277 01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:39,680 How can I shoot him? - Shoot! 1278 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,360 [ANGOORI]: Bharbuti ji... 1279 01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:49,960 Bhabi ji... 1280 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,240 What are you doing here? - Barbhuti ji... 1281 01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:55,040 Laddu ke Bhaiya… he's gone off. 1282 01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,920 Was he ever on? - Huh? What did you say? 1283 01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:57,880 Continue. 1284 01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,120 I can’t live such a colorless life anymore. 1285 01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,800 Here’s sindoor. Fill my hairline. 1286 01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:07,520 Okay. 1287 01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:09,520 Sure. 1288 01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:16,840 Bhabi ji... I’ll do it. 1289 01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:19,560 Do it, baby. - Baby?! 1290 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:21,160 Alright... 1291 01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:28,840 Bharbhuti ji.... Come here! - What? 1292 01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:30,000 What are you doing? 1293 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,040 MOMMY! 1294 01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:36,800 Shoot! - Sure. 1295 01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:42,560 I’m sorry Tiwari ji... 1296 01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,080 [TRIGGER CLICKS] 1297 01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:52,000 He survived! 1298 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,040 Now your turn. 1299 01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:54,240 Give him the revolver. 1300 01:16:58,200 --> 01:16:59,640 Shoot. 1301 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,360 Tiwari ji, not in the eye, please. 1302 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,960 Dead body will look ugly. Try the temple or somewhere nicer. 1303 01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,760 [ANITA]: Tiwari ji... 1304 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,080 Bhabi ji, you? - Tiwari ji... 1305 01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:30,840 Vibhu loved this lollipop a lot. 1306 01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:33,160 But he’s not alive anymore. 1307 01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:34,720 Will you suck it? 1308 01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:37,080 Tasting a lollypop from your hand... 1309 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:41,280 Will send ripples of joy through every cell of my body! 1310 01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:43,120 Bring it on! 1311 01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:45,680 [ANITA]: Yes Tiwari ji... 1312 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:49,480 He’s sucking your finger? 1313 01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,400 He’s sucking your finger? - Why? 1314 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,640 I don’t know. He’s a sucker. 1315 01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,360 Tiwari ji, you’re sucking her finger! 1316 01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,320 Come here! 1317 01:17:56,440 --> 01:17:57,480 Eeeee! 1318 01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:03,240 Fire! 1319 01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:10,600 Come on, shoot! 1320 01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:13,600 [GUNSHOT ECHOES] 1321 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,000 MOMMY! 1322 01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,440 KRANTI! 1323 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:24,640 Hey... Thanks... - Thank you. 1324 01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:29,320 Brother, how do we find Buaji now? 1325 01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:47,400 I could walk faster than this! 1326 01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:54,040 Bloody idiot! A bloody half-dead dog can walk faster than this! 1327 01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:56,640 Shame on you and your bike! 1328 01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,600 Rip off two tyres and go die, you moron! 1329 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,440 Cheers. - Cheers. 1330 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:12,240 Bhaiya, I’ve called dancers tonight. 1331 01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:14,160 Especially for you. - Oh no! 1332 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,520 Your would-be Bhabi is upstairs. No no no... 1333 01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:19,800 Bhaiya, at least take a look! 1334 01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,240 [CLAPS] 1335 01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:23,920 [MUSIC STARTS] 1336 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:52,840 Oh God! 1337 01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,040 Angoori... - Hmm? 1338 01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:29,880 Why are your lips so stony? 1339 01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,680 Because I’m a man. - A man! 1340 01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:36,840 Hey... What... You... [KRANTI LAUGHING] 1341 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,160 What are you...? [KRANTI LAUGHING] 1342 01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:41,400 Bhaiya... - You made a man kiss me! 1343 01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:45,280 Off you go! - Get lost. 1344 01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:54,760 Tiwari ji... I’ve been shot in the butt. I can’t move it. 1345 01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:55,800 At least you do it properly. 1346 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:57,920 How can I? My stomach’s already bloated. 1347 01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,680 If I burp, he’ll stab me with scissors! 1348 01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,440 What a mess we’re in, Tiwari ji. 1349 01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:03,480 It’s all because of you! 1350 01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:05,200 Was it necessary to throw the coals? 1351 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,600 I didn’t throw! It jumped on its own. 1352 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,760 How does that even happen?! You’ve dragged me to hell. 1353 01:21:55,440 --> 01:21:57,640 Move! Move! Get out of here! 1354 01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:59,080 He told me to! 1355 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,200 Bhaiya, come on! You get out! 1356 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:05,680 That’s called tit-for-tat, Chhote! 1357 01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:08,440 Mama ji... 1358 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,120 Look... 1359 01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:14,160 How they are forcing 1360 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,560 Laddoo ke Bhaiya and Barbhuti ji to dance! 1361 01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,960 And in the morning, they’re planning to kill them! 1362 01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:22,080 I don’t know what to do! 1363 01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:25,920 Mama ji, if anything happens to Laddoo’s Bhaiya, 1364 01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:29,040 I swear I’ll give up my life right here! 1365 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:29,680 No dear! 1366 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,080 Don’t say that. 1367 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:33,920 I understand your helplessness. 1368 01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:36,240 But those mother.... - Oh god! 1369 01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:37,800 Sorry dear. 1370 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,240 I got carried away. 1371 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,960 Actually, I won’t be able to help you directly. 1372 01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:44,680 But there is a way. 1373 01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:48,000 If you take that path, something might happen. 1374 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,480 Mamaji, just tell us the way. We’ll do whatever it takes! 1375 01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,280 Leave from here and head south. 1376 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,240 Just a short distance away is our ancestral temple. 1377 01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:00,600 There’s an ancient idol there. 1378 01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:03,880 Below that idol is a secret tunnel. 1379 01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:08,200 You can escape through it. 1380 01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:18,240 What’s happening here? 1381 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:19,800 Shanti beta... [SHANTI]: Yeah? 1382 01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:21,480 I’ve spoken to both the girls. 1383 01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:22,320 Oh yeah? 1384 01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:23,280 [MAMAJI]: I’ve found a solution. 1385 01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,320 Even if you kill these two now... - Yeah... 1386 01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:27,360 - they’ll still be married women. 1387 01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:28,440 What? - No. 1388 01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:29,400 So here’s a better plan... 1389 01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:31,440 There’s an ancient temple just nearby. 1390 01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:33,240 It’s from our ancestors' time. 1391 01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,440 We’ll take these four there. 1392 01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:35,400 Hmm. 1393 01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:39,120 We’ll conduct a ritual there to severe all their marital ties. 1394 01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:42,080 Once that's done, they’ll be free from their husbands. 1395 01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:44,560 And then you two can marry them. I’ll also be guilt-free! 1396 01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:46,320 Wow! Is that really possible? 1397 01:23:46,440 --> 01:23:48,120 Of course it is! - No! 1398 01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:51,000 No! I won’t leave my wife! 1399 01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:53,080 She’s the love of my life! I won’t let her go! 1400 01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:54,560 Mother... - Mother or Father... 1401 01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,160 I won’t divorce her! 1402 01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:58,200 Vibhu… Try to understand. Vibhu... 1403 01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:01,200 It’s okay. - And pagli, I won’t leave you either. No matter what! 1404 01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:04,160 Laddoo ke Bhaiya, try to understand… 1405 01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:07,480 What’s there to understand?! I told you I won’t divorce you. 1406 01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:11,040 Are you done?! Everyone done with their drama? 1407 01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:12,480 Beat them up! 1408 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:13,760 Kranti... 1409 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:15,600 Tomorrow, you go to the temple— 1410 01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:19,680 Finish all the rituals and end this marriage. 1411 01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:21,440 Yes Bhaiya. - Absolutely. 1412 01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:24,000 [SHANTI]: Great! 1413 01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:27,600 [VIBHUTI GRUNTS] 1414 01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:29,160 Kranti ji, stop. 1415 01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:32,400 Stop right there. You can’t go any further. 1416 01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:35,840 Why? - The thing is that temple tradition says that 1417 01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:40,120 - only people who have a ‘fartner’ can go beyond this point. 1418 01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:42,040 Your ‘fartner’ is with you, right? 1419 01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:45,160 What did you say? - She means ‘partner’ man. 1420 01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:46,600 You got it right! 1421 01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:49,800 Kranti ji, for now he is my partner. 1422 01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:53,280 You’re not yet, so please don’t come further. 1423 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:57,000 I’m not going up there with you! - Vibhu, come on! 1424 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,520 I’m not going up. Count me out. 1425 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:02,520 Laddoo ke Bhaiya... [TIWARI]: No. - Nope. Count me out. 1426 01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:05,080 I’m also not coming. - Hey! 1427 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:06,560 If not here, then up there! [TIWARI]: Eee... 1428 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:09,240 Why are you being so stubborn? Let’s just go! 1429 01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:10,680 Come on. Let’s go. - Let’s go ladies. 1430 01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:11,520 [TIWARI FARTS] 1431 01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:14,280 Who said that? - The peacock. It was a peacock call. 1432 01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:15,040 You said it right. 1433 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:18,720 [ANITA]: Vibhu, hurry! 1434 01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,240 [VIBHUTI]: Yes baby. I’m coming. 1435 01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:21,240 [ANITA]: Come on. 1436 01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:23,760 [ANGOORI]: Come come. 1437 01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:30,840 Vibhu, Tiwari ji, how are you two so dumb? 1438 01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,760 W-w-what do you mean, Bhabhi ji? 1439 01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:36,240 I kept winking at you, over and over! And you didn’t get the signal at all! 1440 01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:37,840 What are you saying, Bhabhi ji? 1441 01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:40,960 This view... this signal… how did I miss it? 1442 01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:42,600 But why were you winking at him? 1443 01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:45,360 So you wouldn’t refuse to come to the temple! 1444 01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:48,120 The thing is - Mamaji told us... 1445 01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:50,640 from beneath this temple, 1446 01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:53,160 runs a secret underwear . 1447 01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:56,400 Bhabhi ji, he sells underwear and vests. 1448 01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:58,600 You meant an ‘underground’ tunnel! 1449 01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:00,240 You got it right! 1450 01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:02,520 Tiwari ji, move this thing. 1451 01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,960 Move it! - Let’s go. Come on. 1452 01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:09,960 [ALL CHEERING] 1453 01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:11,840 We’re gonna be saved! 1454 01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:12,960 Bhaiya? 1455 01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:14,760 Isn’t it getting a bit late? 1456 01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,160 Oh god, it’s so dusty and hot! 1457 01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:46,200 [ANITA]: Careful. [VIBHUTI]: Careful Bhabi ji. 1458 01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:47,040 Careful, Bhabhi ji! 1459 01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:51,480 Tiwari ji... [ANITA]: Tiwari ji come... 1460 01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:52,840 [VIBHUTI]: Come out! 1461 01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,400 [ANITA]: Come quickly. 1462 01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:55,280 Oh god. 1463 01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:55,920 [ANITA]: Come quickly. 1464 01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:56,880 [ANITA]: Let’s go. 1465 01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:57,920 Tiwari ji... [TIWARI]: Yeah? 1466 01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,760 I think this is the opening. 1467 01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:02,720 Let’s try to push it. 1468 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:08,040 [VIBHUTI]: Yes! This is the opening. But Tiwari ji... 1469 01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:11,520 Tiwari ji, we need to be careful. There are two possible outcomes: 1470 01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:15,760 [ANGOORI]: Yeah? - If the lid opens on the highway, 1471 01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:18,520 you might get run over by a truck. 1472 01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:19,920 Oh my god! - Oh my god! 1473 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:22,680 Second scenario, if it opens 1474 01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:25,760 and someone’s sh***ing, and your mouth is open! 1475 01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:27,280 So, please keep your mouth, shut! 1476 01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:28,320 Yes. [ANGOORI]: Oh my god! 1477 01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:32,080 Come on. Push. [ANITA]: Stop it. Just open it! 1478 01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:36,000 [DOOR THUDS] 1479 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:37,520 [SHANTI]: Wait. 1480 01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:40,720 What happened bhaiya? 1481 01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:54,600 [ALL SHOCKED] 1482 01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:01,840 [ANGOORI]: Oh my god! [ANITA]: Oh god! 1483 01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:04,960 We thought fate would shine bright... 1484 01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:07,720 But who knew...? 1485 01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:10,200 I swear... 1486 01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:12,240 Open the eyes and... 1487 01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,520 Fate will be ready - to bite! 1488 01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:16,920 Come out! 1489 01:28:17,280 --> 01:28:18,320 [SHANTI]: Come out! 1490 01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:40,040 Angoori... - Yeah? 1491 01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:43,360 You took advantage of my trust. 1492 01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:48,600 It’s just that, Shanti ji, I’m also feeling ‘green tea’. 1493 01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:52,080 Bhabhiji, it’s guilty, guilty. - You got it right! 1494 01:28:55,480 --> 01:28:56,840 Bhaisaab take a seat. 1495 01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:04,960 Bhaisaab, just take a little it's very strong. 1496 01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:08,760 You think this is a pleasure party? Some mujra going on here? 1497 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:09,840 Give me the pistol. 1498 01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:19,520 There's only one punishment for betrayal… Death. 1499 01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:20,920 Oh my god! 1500 01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:24,600 Sh-Shanti ji, please, don’t do this to us! 1501 01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:29,120 Shanti ji, we beg of you. Don’t make us widowers please. 1502 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:32,240 Please, it’s a humble request. It's not their fault! 1503 01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:34,600 Then whose fault was it? - Vibhuti ji’s! 1504 01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:37,720 [ANITA]: Tiwari ji?! - No no—I mean partially mine too. Both of us, a little. 1505 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:41,320 Look, we admit, it was our fault. Yes, our mistake. 1506 01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:43,080 But Bhabhi ji is very innocent. - What? 1507 01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:46,240 No no, I mean both our wives are innocent. 1508 01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:48,600 They only found out about our 1509 01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:51,080 escape plan after entering the temple. 1510 01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:52,160 Yes. 1511 01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:55,480 In fact, they pleaded with us not to betray you. 1512 01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:58,560 But we are the ones who pushed them into the tunnel. 1513 01:29:58,560 --> 01:29:59,600 Is it the truth, 1514 01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:02,480 or your chest is swelling with love, you traitor? 1515 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:04,920 No no, he’s telling the truth. Not an ounce of lie! 1516 01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:07,920 Bhaiya, I also feel these women are really naive. 1517 01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:10,480 It’s these two rascals who are the real players. 1518 01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:12,880 Kranti! Don’t interrupt today, okay? 1519 01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:17,640 This betrayal deserves punishment. 1520 01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:19,360 Okay. Alright. 1521 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,760 We admit our fault. 1522 01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:23,800 But we have a small request. 1523 01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:27,440 Please don’t lock me up in a dark cell. 1524 01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:30,640 Because I have a fear of darkness. 1525 01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:33,040 I’m… I’m claustrophobic. 1526 01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:35,600 - Yes. Please don’t hang me from a height. 1527 01:30:35,600 --> 01:30:38,640 Because I’m terrified of heights. Terrified! 1528 01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:39,600 Yes. 1529 01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:42,600 And please don’t push me into water. 1530 01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:44,760 I have a fear of drowning. 1531 01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:46,600 It’s called hydrophobia. 1532 01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:48,280 No no, let’s do one thing. 1533 01:30:48,280 --> 01:30:51,160 We’ll give both of you a punishment menu card. 1534 01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:52,200 He’s so understanding. 1535 01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:53,200 [SHANTI]: Scoundrels! 1536 01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:56,560 We’ll lock both of you in a dark room. 1537 01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:58,320 Until the marriage happens, 1538 01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:00,840 you won’t get a drop of water... 1539 01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:03,040 or a single grain of food. 1540 01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:04,280 Only hungry and thirsty, Bhaiya? 1541 01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:06,880 That’s a very easy punishment for them. 1542 01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:08,400 Shut up, Kranti, shut up. 1543 01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:09,800 What did you go to the temple to do? 1544 01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:11,000 What were you doing there? 1545 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,760 He must’ve gone to steal slippers, the idiot. 1546 01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:13,320 What?! 1547 01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,400 God bless you, son. Carry on. 1548 01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:16,240 [MASTERJI]: I’m proud of you. 1549 01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:18,120 Didn’t expect this from you. 1550 01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:18,760 Sorry bhaisaab. 1551 01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:24,320 Angoori ji, listen listen! -Yes? 1552 01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:26,120 I’ve got a fantastic idea. 1553 01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:28,720 What is it? ‘Affair’ with me too? 1554 01:31:28,840 --> 01:31:30,880 Angoori ji, it’s not ‘affair’. It’s ‘share’. 1555 01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,400 You got it right! What is it? 1556 01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:34,600 Angoori ji, have you ever noticed, 1557 01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:37,600 these brothers, Shanti and Kranti... 1558 01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:40,720 there’s always a bit of a tiff between them. 1559 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:42,800 Yes, I’ve seen it. 1560 01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:46,240 Shanti ji scolded Kranti ji quite harshly. 1561 01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:47,360 Exactly! 1562 01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:51,360 So what if… we pour a bit of oil... 1563 01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:54,800 into those sparks and light a proper fire? 1564 01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:56,640 The whole problem could be solved. 1565 01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,880 What do you say? - Yes! 1566 01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:01,000 Yes, the plan is good. 1567 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,560 But how will we do it, Anita ji? 1568 01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:05,520 What? - Angoori ji… Angoori ji… 1569 01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:07,520 Hari om, hari om, hari om... 1570 01:32:07,520 --> 01:32:08,920 Mama ji you can not go in. 1571 01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:11,240 You dare stop me? 1572 01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:12,600 Mother... - Maa saab... 1573 01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:13,360 Master ji! 1574 01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:15,200 What are you saying? 1575 01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:18,200 Forgive me. I got a little... 1576 01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:19,760 - carried away. 1577 01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:21,960 Son, my son-in-law is locked inside. 1578 01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:24,360 To fix his head in his last moments, 1579 01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,080 - I want to bless him with some wisdom. 1580 01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:28,080 What wisdom, Mamaji? 1581 01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:29,400 Leave it to me. 1582 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,920 You came with nothing child... 1583 01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:36,720 What? - Wildfire is almost wild! 1584 01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:41,040 Even a tall date palm is useless if no bird can perch.. 1585 01:32:41,160 --> 01:32:44,080 Go ahead, Mamaji. - Yes yes. Go ahead. 1586 01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:47,080 [TIWARI FARTS] Tiwari ji, what are you doing?! Have some mercy. I’m lying in your lap! 1587 01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:50,200 What can I do, Bhabhuti ji? I’ve lost control... You... huh? 1588 01:32:56,320 --> 01:32:58,760 What’s going on, kids? 1589 01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:01,280 What is this? Why are you cuddling so tightly? 1590 01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:03,600 You came empty-handed again, didn’t you? 1591 01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:06,200 We’re dying of hunger in here, and you brought nothing? 1592 01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:08,160 I did bring something. - What? 1593 01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:10,360 Parathas and pickle! - Where?! Where?! 1594 01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:12,080 Right here… mmm… Yes... 1595 01:33:16,880 --> 01:33:18,480 Hot parathas! 1596 01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:21,720 Catch! 1597 01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:24,560 And pickle too—wait— 1598 01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:28,520 Eww! 1599 01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:32,800 [MAMAJI]: Seems like the packet burst. 1600 01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:35,080 Pickle leaked into my underwear. 1601 01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:38,120 Whole damn underwear is ruined. 1602 01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:40,840 Anyway, take it. Enjoy. 1603 01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:43,600 Pickle and paratha. [GIGGLES] 1604 01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:47,240 What a psycho sadist Mama. 1605 01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:49,760 Here! Eat. You were saying, 1606 01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:51,480 - "If there’s life, there’s hope." Now eat it! 1607 01:33:52,280 --> 01:33:53,960 Shanti ji… 1608 01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:55,760 Shanti ji… 1609 01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:56,480 What? 1610 01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:01,280 I brought you some water. 1611 01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:04,040 You must be feeling hot in this heat. 1612 01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:06,920 Yeah. Wasn’t feeling hot before, 1613 01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:08,800 but now a little… 1614 01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:11,320 Give it to me. - Oh my god! 1615 01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:15,280 Can I say something? 1616 01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:17,520 Go on. 1617 01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:21,200 See, now I’m going to be your wife. 1618 01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:25,600 So it really upsets me when someone else ‘molests’ you. 1619 01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:31,440 What? 1620 01:34:31,440 --> 01:34:36,200 The way your brother insults you in front of everyone, 1621 01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:39,320 I really don’t like it. 1622 01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:41,400 When did Bhaisaab insult me? 1623 01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:44,160 I mean, when you were talking, 1624 01:34:44,160 --> 01:34:46,040 he kept interrupting you, 1625 01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:47,400 making random comments… 1626 01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:49,360 Don’t you even have the right 1627 01:34:49,480 --> 01:34:51,280 to make suggestions? 1628 01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:54,920 To ask questions? 1629 01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:58,360 You even told him not to, 1630 01:34:58,520 --> 01:35:01,640 and still he intercoursed 1631 01:35:04,360 --> 01:35:08,360 That’s what I’m in love with - your stupidity. 1632 01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:09,960 What did you say? 1633 01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:16,040 It’s not intercoursed, it’s interfered! 1634 01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:17,880 You got it right! 1635 01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:26,240 Krantu... 1636 01:35:37,680 --> 01:35:40,120 Ahh… Oh wow… 1637 01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:43,920 Both of them are cuddled up asleep. 1638 01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:45,480 Looks like the pickle-paratha combo really hit the spot! 1639 01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:46,800 Mamaji... 1640 01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:49,280 if you’ve brought food again, 1641 01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:51,760 pulled from some ‘crotch’ pocket, 1642 01:35:51,920 --> 01:35:54,560 then I’m not interested. I don’t know about him. 1643 01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:56,400 How many times will I bring food? 1644 01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:57,720 Aren’t your stomachs full? 1645 01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:59,800 Well we did finish it, 1646 01:36:00,480 --> 01:36:02,160 but now we’re dying of thirst. 1647 01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:04,120 Yes yes, son. 1648 01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:05,640 I’ve brought water too. 1649 01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:09,360 Where’s the bottle? I don’t see it. 1650 01:36:09,840 --> 01:36:11,200 Mother- - Mamaji... 1651 01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:13,680 Sorry, sorry. I got carried away again. 1652 01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:18,600 I’ve used great intelligence to bring this water… 1653 01:36:18,960 --> 01:36:20,040 Yeah. 1654 01:36:20,960 --> 01:36:22,760 From ‘upper dam’! 1655 01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:33,040 Ahh… come, drink! Who wants to go first? 1656 01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,160 Cheers. - Cheers, Bhaiya. 1657 01:36:44,160 --> 01:36:47,560 Chhote, today our father must be so happy, 1658 01:36:48,240 --> 01:36:49,200 watching from above. 1659 01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:51,120 That... 1660 01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:56,480 his sons and their future wives... 1661 01:36:57,240 --> 01:36:59,640 are out in the jungle having a picnic together… Right? 1662 01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:02,240 Yes, Bhaiya. - Isn’t it right? 1663 01:37:04,560 --> 01:37:05,520 Finally... 1664 01:37:06,760 --> 01:37:09,160 it feels like we’ll finally get 1665 01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:10,800 to live a proper family life. 1666 01:37:10,960 --> 01:37:11,560 Yes, Chhote. 1667 01:37:12,240 --> 01:37:13,680 Angoori ji... - Yeah? 1668 01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:16,920 The time has come. Time to pour fuel into the fire. 1669 01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:20,640 Let’s start. - Shall I begin? Is that okay? 1670 01:37:21,440 --> 01:37:23,680 Look, Anita ji, enough is enough! 1671 01:37:23,680 --> 01:37:26,160 I won’t hear another word against Shanti ji. 1672 01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:27,760 Your nonsense ends now. 1673 01:37:28,280 --> 01:37:31,440 Angoori ji, speak respectfully! You’re talking with such rudeness! 1674 01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:32,760 No manners at all. 1675 01:37:33,040 --> 01:37:33,640 What happened? 1676 01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:36,920 Look, Kranti ji. This is so insulting. 1677 01:37:36,960 --> 01:37:38,560 Angoori ji just said that - 1678 01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:40,400 you’re your brother’s lackey, 1679 01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:42,000 his little shadow, 1680 01:37:42,840 --> 01:37:43,800 a tail-wagger, 1681 01:37:44,160 --> 01:37:46,120 and even said you’re the fifth wheel of a car! 1682 01:37:46,760 --> 01:37:47,840 Oh really? 1683 01:37:47,840 --> 01:37:49,400 And you’re not going to tell 1684 01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:51,600 what you said about my Shanti ji? 1685 01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:54,280 Of course you won’t! Let me tell you. 1686 01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:56,720 Shanti ji, do you know what she said? 1687 01:37:56,760 --> 01:37:57,040 What? 1688 01:37:57,400 --> 01:38:00,280 She said you’re very sly, cunning, 1689 01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:03,800 a scoundrel, and that you take advantage of your younger brother. 1690 01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:07,240 And even called you… bald. Twice! 1691 01:38:25,640 --> 01:38:28,360 [TIWARI FARTS] - Tiwari ji your canon ball is headed towards to me! 1692 01:38:28,360 --> 01:38:29,480 Come on. Have some mercy! 1693 01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,560 [SELLER]: Bhabhi ji, look at these! One lehenga better than the next. 1694 01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:32,880 Look at this color! 1695 01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:36,200 And this one, it’s brand new in the market. Totally trending right now. 1696 01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:39,560 [SELLER]:And this, this one has special zari work. 1697 01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:41,080 [SELLER]: Will suit you perfectly. 1698 01:38:41,360 --> 01:38:42,040 And you too. 1699 01:38:42,480 --> 01:38:44,160 I like this one, brother. 1700 01:38:44,480 --> 01:38:46,120 No no, I touched this one first! 1701 01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:47,760 No no, I like this one. 1702 01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:50,800 This purple color suits Bhabhi ji so well. 1703 01:38:51,280 --> 01:38:53,880 She looks very ho.. good in it. 1704 01:38:54,480 --> 01:38:55,800 Bhabhuti ji... -Yes? 1705 01:38:55,880 --> 01:38:58,440 My wife is getting married to someone else, 1706 01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:00,520 and you’re helping her pick a lehenga? 1707 01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:01,680 Look, Anita ji, 1708 01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:04,560 now your say doesn’t matter. 1709 01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:07,920 [ANGOORI]: You’ll have to get used to listening to me from now on. 1710 01:39:08,120 --> 01:39:08,680 WHY? 1711 01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:12,520 Because I’m marrying the elder brother. 1712 01:39:12,760 --> 01:39:15,680 So technically, I’m now your Jethani (elder sister-in-law). 1713 01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:17,600 That’s right. 1714 01:39:17,960 --> 01:39:18,840 She is the Jethani. 1715 01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:20,160 Here, take this. 1716 01:39:20,920 --> 01:39:22,360 So what you’re saying is that, 1717 01:39:22,600 --> 01:39:24,400 - the younger brother and his bride, 1718 01:39:24,400 --> 01:39:26,800 deserve no respect? 1719 01:39:26,880 --> 01:39:29,520 No no! The younger one also deserve respect. 1720 01:39:29,600 --> 01:39:31,920 That’s true. Here, take this. 1721 01:39:32,320 --> 01:39:34,440 I’ll take this one. -No, I’ll take this one. 1722 01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:36,240 I’ll take this one. -No, I’ll take this one. 1723 01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:38,080 I’ll take this one. -No, I’ll take this one. 1724 01:39:38,080 --> 01:39:39,000 [ANGOORI]: I’ll take this one. 1725 01:39:49,840 --> 01:39:50,800 Oh my God! 1726 01:39:50,800 --> 01:39:53,520 Both fighting over one lehenga. 1727 01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:56,000 [SHANTI]: But the brotherly bond... 1728 01:39:56,280 --> 01:40:00,960 - will remain purer than glass. 1729 01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:05,440 God bless you, son. Carry on. Love you too. 1730 01:40:22,400 --> 01:40:26,040 You didn’t do right by us, Bacchu ji. 1731 01:40:26,160 --> 01:40:29,200 The first time, Zorawar just kissed you. 1732 01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:29,880 What?! 1733 01:40:30,280 --> 01:40:31,560 The second time, 1734 01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:36,640 he’ll cross all the limits of love! 1735 01:40:37,040 --> 01:40:37,760 [SHOUTS] 1736 01:40:37,840 --> 01:40:39,840 So you better tell me, 1737 01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:43,280 where is my Bua ji? 1738 01:40:45,080 --> 01:40:45,760 Father... 1739 01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:47,760 Mummy told me you’re looking for Bua ji? 1740 01:40:48,200 --> 01:40:49,320 Why didn’t you ask me? 1741 01:40:50,160 --> 01:40:51,600 How would you know where Bua ji is? 1742 01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:53,520 I’ve put trackers on all our taxis. 1743 01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:55,040 Even on Bua ji. 1744 01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:56,920 Want me to check her location on the phone? 1745 01:40:57,840 --> 01:40:58,600 Do it! Do it now! 1746 01:40:59,040 --> 01:41:00,760 Thank you, son...! 1747 01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:43,040 Roll them thinner, please. These are too thick. 1748 01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:44,520 The samosas won’t be crispy. 1749 01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:46,800 Yaar, my wife’s getting married and you’re worried about samosas? 1750 01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:48,520 So what?! Even my wife is getting married? 1751 01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:51,680 So... - Tiwari ji today, 1752 01:41:52,560 --> 01:41:54,560 I’ll die 14 times during this wedding. 14 times. 1753 01:41:55,400 --> 01:41:57,480 There are only 7 pheras(rounds). Why 14 deaths? 1754 01:41:58,040 --> 01:42:00,400 7 times when Annu takes the pheras… 1755 01:42:01,320 --> 01:42:02,800 And 7 times... 1756 01:42:03,840 --> 01:42:05,760 when Bhabhi ji takes hers. 1757 01:42:05,760 --> 01:42:07,240 [VIBHUTI SOBBING] 1758 01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:09,040 Same! Same here. 1759 01:42:09,280 --> 01:42:10,280 Me too! 1760 01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:12,720 Stay strong. Let’s go. [TIWARI FARTS] 1761 01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:14,440 Oh my God, Tiwari ji! 1762 01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,840 Look at the timing, 1763 01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:19,800 look at the place, look at the situation 1764 01:42:20,160 --> 01:42:21,240 and you still won’t stop? 1765 01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:23,320 What can I do? I’ve totally lost control. 1766 01:45:06,360 --> 01:45:08,880 This wedding cannot happen. 1767 01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:16,560 Chhote, you’re not going to get married either. 1768 01:45:18,040 --> 01:45:19,760 What are you saying, Bhaiya? 1769 01:45:20,280 --> 01:45:21,920 Why can’t this wedding happen? 1770 01:45:22,120 --> 01:45:24,560 Because if this marriage happens, 1771 01:45:25,320 --> 01:45:28,640 seven lives will be destroyed together. 1772 01:45:30,280 --> 01:45:31,600 Seven? Who are the seven, Bhaiya? 1773 01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:32,680 These two... 1774 01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:36,000 these women, aren’t happy with the wedding. 1775 01:45:36,480 --> 01:45:38,200 They love their husbands deeply. 1776 01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:40,680 And when they’re unhappy, 1777 01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:43,960 how will they keep us happy in marriage? So two of us.. 1778 01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:46,720 Then those two of them, their husbands. 1779 01:45:50,160 --> 01:45:51,000 But Bhaiya, 1780 01:45:51,920 --> 01:45:54,320 that’s just six. Who’s the seventh? 1781 01:45:54,520 --> 01:45:55,040 That’s... 1782 01:45:57,400 --> 01:46:00,560 You’re questioning me? You’re doubting my math now? 1783 01:46:00,560 --> 01:46:02,040 No Bhaiya. 1784 01:46:02,560 --> 01:46:04,360 But I like her. 1785 01:46:06,960 --> 01:46:10,320 Liking someone is one-sided love, Chhote. 1786 01:46:10,800 --> 01:46:14,600 Marriage… marriage means joining the hearts. Not breaking. 1787 01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:16,480 It was me who’d lost his mind. 1788 01:46:16,480 --> 01:46:18,600 I thought of forcing a marriage. 1789 01:46:18,800 --> 01:46:20,400 What would we gain from forcing this wedding? 1790 01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:24,600 Just her body? Would you get her soul, Chhote? 1791 01:46:24,600 --> 01:46:25,480 Nope. 1792 01:46:27,440 --> 01:46:28,360 Bhaiya... 1793 01:46:29,560 --> 01:46:31,840 if you don’t marry her… 1794 01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:34,400 then who will marry you? 1795 01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:35,920 Someone will… 1796 01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:39,760 Someone who... 1797 01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:43,200 Someone who won’t need my hair. 1798 01:46:43,880 --> 01:46:47,680 Someone who’ll fall in love with the soul inside me. Not my hair. 1799 01:46:48,160 --> 01:46:50,760 And even if there isn’t. It’s okay. 1800 01:46:50,760 --> 01:46:51,960 I’ll stay single... 1801 01:46:52,440 --> 01:46:56,240 but I won’t be pitiful. No! 1802 01:46:56,480 --> 01:47:00,280 And I’m not building the Taj Mahal on anyone’s grave, Chhote. 1803 01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:02,040 No! Never! 1804 01:47:02,680 --> 01:47:05,640 God bless you son. -What? 1805 01:47:08,640 --> 01:47:10,720 Let’s go Chhote. 1806 01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:42,000 Sorry. 1807 01:48:06,240 --> 01:48:12,480 [ALL CHEERING] 1808 01:48:15,600 --> 01:48:17,120 Listen, listen, listen! 1809 01:48:17,440 --> 01:48:19,320 I’m going to seek blessings from the Lord. 1810 01:48:19,440 --> 01:48:21,080 Going to thank Him. 1811 01:48:21,280 --> 01:48:22,840 Okay? See you all over drinks in the evening! 1812 01:48:22,960 --> 01:48:23,760 [ALL LAUGHING] 1813 01:48:23,800 --> 01:48:25,680 He is a two-face. 1814 01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:28,800 Hey, Vibhuti Bhaiya! -Hey, Tiwari Seth… 1815 01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:30,840 Teeka, Tillu! What are you doing here? 1816 01:48:30,840 --> 01:48:32,040 This Vibhuti seth... 1817 01:48:32,440 --> 01:48:34,760 kidnapped Bacchu Bhaiya’s bua ji (aunt). 1818 01:48:34,880 --> 01:48:37,240 and we had to come all the way here because of it. 1819 01:48:37,960 --> 01:48:38,880 Vibhu...? 1820 01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:41,280 What nonsense are you guys talking? 1821 01:48:42,320 --> 01:48:43,520 Why would I kidnap someone’s Bua ji? 1822 01:48:44,120 --> 01:48:45,360 If I’d kidnap someone, it would be Bhabhi! 1823 01:48:45,360 --> 01:48:46,880 I mean… your Bhabhi ji (my wife). 1824 01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:49,800 Who said Bacchu’s Bua ji is a woman? 1825 01:48:49,920 --> 01:48:51,240 Who said that? 1826 01:48:51,360 --> 01:48:55,280 We’re talking about the taxi you took from us. 1827 01:48:55,480 --> 01:48:58,600 Bacchu Bhaiya really loves that taxi. 1828 01:48:58,880 --> 01:48:59,920 Don’t what’ll happen now. 1829 01:49:00,240 --> 01:49:02,320 And you’ve smashed it to bits! We just saw it outside. 1830 01:49:02,320 --> 01:49:04,360 What’s your Bacchu Bhaiya gonna do to me, huh? 1831 01:49:04,520 --> 01:49:06,240 [GUNSHOT ECHOES - ALL SCREAM] 1832 01:49:10,320 --> 01:49:13,600 Who’s this guy now? [TEEKA and TILLU]: BACCHU BHAIYA! 1833 01:49:13,920 --> 01:49:14,760 Great! 1834 01:49:15,120 --> 01:49:16,240 A brand-new headache. 1835 01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:30,440 [BACCHU SPITS] 1836 01:49:31,200 --> 01:49:33,840 What did you people do with Bua Ji? 1837 01:49:34,480 --> 01:49:36,560 [TILLU]: Bachhu ji... - I told you! 1838 01:49:37,360 --> 01:49:39,600 [BACHHU KICKS] - BACCHU BHAIYA.... 1839 01:49:40,760 --> 01:49:43,120 Forgive us. 1840 01:49:43,120 --> 01:49:47,520 Bauji brought Bua Ji home on Bhai Dooj with such love. 1841 01:49:48,720 --> 01:49:50,240 He loves her dearly. 1842 01:49:51,200 --> 01:49:53,360 Even a scratch on her... 1843 01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:57,320 and it would break him. 1844 01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:04,440 [BACCHU]: He can't see her like this. 1845 01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:06,600 He’s seen her. 1846 01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:09,680 [BACCHU’S FATHER CRYING] - What? 1847 01:50:10,520 --> 01:50:13,640 [BACCHU’S FATHER CRYING] 1848 01:50:16,040 --> 01:50:19,680 Bauji... - I warned you! 1849 01:50:19,680 --> 01:50:23,360 I told you not to give my sister to these thugs. 1850 01:50:23,360 --> 01:50:26,960 But you still did it. - Bau ji... Bau ji... 1851 01:50:28,080 --> 01:50:32,360 I made a mistake. Forgive me, Bau ji. 1852 01:50:33,440 --> 01:50:36,800 There’s a nail stuck in her. 1853 01:50:37,040 --> 01:50:40,400 She must be in so much pain. 1854 01:50:42,520 --> 01:50:44,960 A nail in Bua Ji’s ear. 1855 01:50:45,080 --> 01:50:46,800 Bhabhi ji, you drove very roughly. 1856 01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:48,080 What could I do? 1857 01:50:48,080 --> 01:50:51,440 Remove it... remove it! -Yes yes Bauji... 1858 01:51:07,160 --> 01:51:10,480 Done, father. I’ve removed it. 1859 01:51:10,480 --> 01:51:13,800 Done, father. 1860 01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:17,080 This nail. - Now she’s out of pain. 1861 01:51:17,440 --> 01:51:19,520 [CAR BREAKS DOWN] 1862 01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:21,880 [ALL SCREAM AND SHOUT] 1863 01:51:28,520 --> 01:51:30,560 [CRIES PROFUSELY] - God she’s gone! 1864 01:51:31,080 --> 01:51:35,120 She’s gone. Your Bua is gone. 1865 01:51:36,680 --> 01:51:40,080 And this happened all because of you... 1866 01:51:40,680 --> 01:51:42,800 [BAU JI]: YOU WANT ME TO GET UP? 1867 01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:49,520 [BACCHU]: No Bau ji... You can’t get up. 1868 01:51:50,400 --> 01:51:51,560 [BACCHU]: No Bau ji... 1869 01:51:52,040 --> 01:51:52,880 No Bau ji... 1870 01:51:53,960 --> 01:51:54,520 Bau ji... 1871 01:51:55,160 --> 01:51:55,760 No Bau ji... 1872 01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:58,280 Bau ji you can’t get up! 1873 01:51:58,760 --> 01:52:00,400 You can’t get up Bau ji! 1874 01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:04,320 Because of all of you... 1875 01:52:05,520 --> 01:52:08,480 Bau ji has gone up forever! 1876 01:52:09,680 --> 01:52:10,680 I won’t spare anyone! 1877 01:52:12,080 --> 01:52:13,200 I WON’T SPARE ANYONE! 1878 01:52:14,400 --> 01:52:16,520 Bacchu Bhaiya, we're really sorry... 1879 01:52:16,720 --> 01:52:19,080 for what happened... 1880 01:52:19,080 --> 01:52:20,120 [VIBHUTI]: It was wrong. 1881 01:52:20,320 --> 01:52:22,280 Actually, your Bua Ji... 1882 01:52:22,320 --> 01:52:24,280 - she was a bit... F***... I mean, ‘used’... 1883 01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:27,840 I mean old and worn out... 1884 01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:31,280 We only pray to the go that, 1885 01:52:31,320 --> 01:52:32,880 her soul rests in a better place. 1886 01:52:32,960 --> 01:52:35,800 Yes, Bacchu Ji... May she rest in two piece. 1887 01:52:36,520 --> 01:52:37,200 Eeee... 1888 01:52:37,240 --> 01:52:39,440 I would love to see you in two piece. - What did you say? 1889 01:52:39,560 --> 01:52:42,960 Bhabhi ji, two-piece means bikini. You meant to say "rest in peace." 1890 01:52:43,240 --> 01:52:44,400 You got it right! 1891 01:52:44,720 --> 01:52:45,360 [BACCHU]: No! 1892 01:52:45,360 --> 01:52:47,440 His soul will wander! 1893 01:52:48,800 --> 01:52:50,880 HIS SOUL WILL WANDER! 1894 01:52:57,960 --> 01:52:59,840 Oh god! What’s happening? 1895 01:52:59,840 --> 01:53:02,080 Bhabhi ji, something’s happening. 1896 01:53:02,280 --> 01:53:05,000 The lights are flickering. Something’s wrong... 1897 01:53:21,720 --> 01:53:24,160 [VIBHUTI]: Bhabhi ji, are you okay? 1898 01:53:24,320 --> 01:53:25,240 Are you okay Bhabi ji? 1899 01:53:44,520 --> 01:53:46,280 Bhabi ji this is getting a bit too obvious. 1900 01:53:46,400 --> 01:53:48,800 Even Laddoo ke bhaiya and Annu are here. 1901 01:53:48,800 --> 01:53:49,920 Some other time... 1902 01:53:50,200 --> 01:53:51,280 [KISSING SOUNDS] 1903 01:53:52,440 --> 01:53:54,280 Please Bhabhi ji. Don’t. 1904 01:53:55,680 --> 01:53:58,000 It's quite embarrassing for me. But I’m loving it. 1905 01:53:58,600 --> 01:54:00,960 [HOARSE VOICE]: SHOULD I GET UP?! 1906 01:54:02,080 --> 01:54:02,800 What? 1907 01:54:04,880 --> 01:54:06,000 The old man is over there, 1908 01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:07,320 but the voice is here! 1909 01:54:10,360 --> 01:54:12,240 Looking at her lips, it seems father’s soul, 1910 01:54:12,240 --> 01:54:14,120 has entered Angoori Bhabhi maa. 1911 01:54:14,120 --> 01:54:15,440 I don’t like it! 1912 01:54:23,560 --> 01:54:24,200 Bau ji... 1913 01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:50,200 PAGLI... 1914 01:54:55,840 --> 01:54:56,600 OWWW! 1915 01:54:58,440 --> 01:55:00,640 What a lucky man, Vibhuti bhaiya! 1916 01:55:00,800 --> 01:55:01,480 Bhabhi ji... 1917 01:55:02,120 --> 01:55:05,760 you hit me with a fridge! 1918 01:55:18,800 --> 01:55:19,520 [MUFFLED] MUMMY! 1919 01:55:20,200 --> 01:55:22,800 [MUFFLED] Jack and Jill went up the hill 1920 01:55:22,800 --> 01:55:25,600 [MUFFLED] to fetch a pail of wa... 1921 01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:29,560 Bau ji, what are you doing? 1922 01:55:30,000 --> 01:55:33,240 He has shaken the foundation of our entire lineage. 1923 01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:36,600 Vibhuti bhaiya, you're so lucky... getting to experience so much pain... 1924 01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:38,160 I wish I could feel it too. 1925 01:55:38,920 --> 01:55:40,120 Almost open wire. 1926 01:55:40,400 --> 01:55:42,320 [ELECTRIC BUZZING] 1927 01:55:42,480 --> 01:55:44,040 [SHAKING and GROANING] 1928 01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:45,520 I like it! 1929 01:55:45,720 --> 01:55:48,400 What are you doing, PAGLI?! 1930 01:55:48,560 --> 01:55:51,240 [TIWARI]: Control your hands! 1931 01:55:51,600 --> 01:55:54,000 Uncle, what are you making Bhabhi ji do? 1932 01:55:54,160 --> 01:55:57,360 She never held my hand before. And now she’s holding my... 1933 01:56:02,640 --> 01:56:04,320 What are you doing uncle? 1934 01:56:05,320 --> 01:56:08,160 But it’s okay, the body is still Bhabhi ji’s... Here... Go ahead... 1935 01:56:08,880 --> 01:56:10,160 [VIBHUTI SCREAMS] 1936 01:56:10,160 --> 01:56:10,720 [ANITA] 1937 01:56:10,720 --> 01:56:12,680 [ANITA]: Vibhu... Angoori ji let him go... 1938 01:56:13,760 --> 01:56:17,280 DO YOU WANT ME TO GET UP! - No no, please sit. I’m already up! 1939 01:56:22,360 --> 01:56:24,800 [VIBHUI]: Mummy... [ANITA]: Vibhu... 1940 01:56:30,680 --> 01:56:31,480 Angoori ji... 1941 01:57:00,360 --> 01:57:01,600 What’s going on?! 1942 01:57:02,320 --> 01:57:03,720 Something weird is happening. 1943 01:57:13,200 --> 01:57:14,120 Annu... 1944 01:57:17,360 --> 01:57:19,000 Now the old man has entered Annu too. 1945 01:57:32,960 --> 01:57:35,120 YOU WANT ME TO GET UP! 1946 01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:44,680 OWWW - WHOA! 1947 01:57:45,640 --> 01:57:46,800 What a jump! 1948 01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:48,240 I like it! 1949 01:57:58,000 --> 01:57:58,920 Uncle... 1950 01:57:59,560 --> 01:58:00,480 Uncle... 1951 01:58:00,560 --> 01:58:02,560 Don’t make Annu cross any limits. 1952 01:58:05,120 --> 01:58:07,120 Such a beautiful, 1953 01:58:08,160 --> 01:58:10,160 tender feeling... 1954 01:58:10,640 --> 01:58:14,720 I’ve never experienced before... [FARTS] 1955 01:58:18,480 --> 01:58:21,200 [HIDEOS BURPING] - Eeee... 1956 01:58:26,640 --> 01:58:27,640 He’s not going to survive today. 1957 01:58:35,880 --> 01:58:38,920 I wish I got that body slam. 1958 01:58:41,440 --> 01:58:43,280 He’s gonna die for no reason. 1959 01:58:59,480 --> 01:59:02,480 From her lips, looks like father’s soul is now in the buffalo. 1960 01:59:04,560 --> 01:59:05,520 There goes Tillu. 1961 01:59:07,600 --> 01:59:08,560 There goes Teeka. 1962 01:59:13,880 --> 01:59:18,160 [ALL GROANING and MOANING] 1963 01:59:19,960 --> 01:59:22,280 Bhaiya, I’ve I listened to you all my life. 1964 01:59:23,840 --> 01:59:27,040 But what you did today... was wrong. 1965 01:59:28,280 --> 01:59:30,920 You misused your position as the elder. 1966 01:59:31,280 --> 01:59:34,320 Because of you, my marriage also broke! 1967 01:59:34,720 --> 01:59:35,720 Chhote... 1968 01:59:36,160 --> 01:59:37,760 Didn’t you love Angoori too? 1969 01:59:37,960 --> 01:59:40,240 Those grapes turned out to be sour, Chhote. 1970 01:59:40,240 --> 01:59:42,080 But what about my grapes? 1971 01:59:42,560 --> 01:59:43,840 They weren’t sour! 1972 01:59:44,680 --> 01:59:45,920 You don’t care about me at all! 1973 01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:48,240 Bhaiya... 1974 01:59:49,040 --> 01:59:50,160 - please, just once. 1975 01:59:51,560 --> 01:59:52,640 Just once! 1976 02:00:06,240 --> 02:00:07,080 This guy again... 1977 02:00:07,280 --> 02:00:09,640 Even if Bau ji has forgiven you, 1978 02:00:10,160 --> 02:00:13,840 - even if he’s got his vengeance, 1979 02:00:14,760 --> 02:00:16,920 - I’m yet to have my vengeance! 1980 02:00:17,680 --> 02:00:19,840 I will have my vengeance! 1981 02:00:21,160 --> 02:00:22,360 Listen Bacchu Ji, 1982 02:00:23,280 --> 02:00:26,160 If you want to shoot someone, shoot me. 1983 02:00:26,280 --> 02:00:29,160 I was the one driving the car. Nobody else. 1984 02:00:29,760 --> 02:00:30,400 Okay. 1985 02:00:30,960 --> 02:00:31,920 Nooo! 1986 02:00:32,880 --> 02:00:35,200 How can you shoot such a beautiful woman? 1987 02:00:35,920 --> 02:00:37,520 Before killing Bhabhi Ji, 1988 02:00:37,800 --> 02:00:39,880 you'll have to go over my dead body. 1989 02:00:40,200 --> 02:00:41,800 Yeah... Yeah... 1990 02:00:41,800 --> 02:00:44,080 [ANITA]: No! Vibhu, are you mad? 1991 02:00:44,840 --> 02:00:47,920 As long as I’m alive, you can't touch him. 1992 02:00:48,080 --> 02:00:50,840 If you want to kill, KILL ME! 1993 02:00:50,880 --> 02:00:53,640 [TIWARI]: STOP... STOP... NEVER! 1994 02:00:54,000 --> 02:00:55,560 If you want... Kill me... 1995 02:00:55,640 --> 02:00:56,560 [TIWARI FARTS] 1996 02:00:56,560 --> 02:00:57,440 [ALL GROAN AND WINCE] 1997 02:00:57,440 --> 02:00:58,720 O god, Tiwari ji! 1998 02:00:58,720 --> 02:01:01,080 Before him, you’re going to kill us! 1999 02:01:01,360 --> 02:01:02,200 Kill me... 2000 02:01:03,120 --> 02:01:04,400 [ANGOORI]: No Laddoo ke Bhaiya... 2001 02:01:05,520 --> 02:01:07,480 Kill me Bacchu ji... 2002 02:01:07,680 --> 02:01:09,640 It all happened because of me. Shoot me...l 2003 02:01:09,760 --> 02:01:11,840 Let the rest go. Shoot me... 2004 02:01:15,640 --> 02:01:17,680 [GUNSHOT ECHOES] - Bhabhi maa.... - ANGOORI... 2005 02:01:53,440 --> 02:01:55,440 Bhaiya... - Chhote... 2006 02:01:56,360 --> 02:01:57,680 Shanti ji, you have no idea, 2007 02:01:57,920 --> 02:02:01,200 what a huge favor you’ve done to me by saving Bhabhi Ji. 2008 02:02:03,080 --> 02:02:05,360 I mean a favour to us all. 2009 02:02:05,360 --> 02:02:08,800 Shanti Ji, why did you take cutlet for me? 2010 02:02:09,640 --> 02:02:11,560 Bhabhi Ji, he didn’t take a cutlet for you, 2011 02:02:11,560 --> 02:02:13,720 he took a bullet for you. - You got it right! 2012 02:02:13,840 --> 02:02:15,720 But why take a bullet for me? 2013 02:02:15,880 --> 02:02:17,800 It must be so painful. 2014 02:02:17,920 --> 02:02:18,800 Angoori Ji, 2015 02:02:21,160 --> 02:02:23,240 where there is love, there is pain. 2016 02:02:24,640 --> 02:02:26,600 Without pain, 2017 02:02:28,000 --> 02:02:30,280 love is noodles without the chow mein. 2018 02:02:30,520 --> 02:02:33,200 Wah Bhaiya, wah. - Haha! What a line! 2019 02:02:34,240 --> 02:02:37,480 Your poetry got deep right towards the end. 2020 02:02:37,520 --> 02:02:39,080 What do you mean "towards the end," Tiwari Ji? 2021 02:02:39,280 --> 02:02:41,920 He’s been shot, he’s going to the hospital. Nowhere else! 2022 02:02:43,120 --> 02:02:44,680 No one is going anywhere. 2023 02:02:46,120 --> 02:02:47,600 You all will go to hell. 2024 02:02:49,640 --> 02:02:51,120 Sorry. It’s empty. 2025 02:02:51,440 --> 02:02:54,640 Your bullet is already inside me. 2026 02:02:54,960 --> 02:02:57,000 Bhaiya... Too much violence in the world [SHANTI]: You fool... 2027 02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:59,080 Now get ready to die! 2028 02:02:59,200 --> 02:03:02,080 O brother, stop! Stop! Stop! 2029 02:03:02,200 --> 02:03:05,800 There’s no need for violence. I’ve never liked violence. 2030 02:03:07,400 --> 02:03:10,360 Don’t take law in your hands. I’m Inspector Happu Singh. 2031 02:03:10,360 --> 02:03:13,240 Be a cop in your house. 2032 02:03:14,080 --> 02:03:16,600 Because of these people, my father died. 2033 02:03:16,720 --> 02:03:18,160 They must all die! 2034 02:03:18,280 --> 02:03:20,840 No no, listen! Calm down and listen to me. 2035 02:03:21,160 --> 02:03:24,040 Let’s sit and have a healthy discussion. 2036 02:03:24,400 --> 02:03:26,600 Let me at least say hello to the old man, brother. 2037 02:03:26,920 --> 02:03:29,960 Hello old man! Oh brother...... 2038 02:03:29,960 --> 02:03:33,480 [BAU JI GASPS] 2039 02:03:44,040 --> 02:03:47,080 Oh it’s all broken! 2040 02:03:47,600 --> 02:03:49,680 Oh Bau ji has awoken! 2041 02:03:49,680 --> 02:03:53,000 [ALL CHEER IN UNISON] - WE ARE FREE! 2042 02:04:10,400 --> 02:04:11,320 [BACCHU]: Brother... 2043 02:04:13,680 --> 02:04:15,040 I wanted to ask something. 2044 02:04:16,720 --> 02:04:20,320 The woman you shot me for... 2045 02:04:21,080 --> 02:04:23,560 and you took bullet as well for her 2046 02:04:24,040 --> 02:04:26,000 was she your sister? 2047 02:04:28,000 --> 02:04:29,960 They both are the love of our lives. 2048 02:04:31,080 --> 02:04:33,960 Then why did it feel weird? 2049 02:04:35,200 --> 02:04:37,680 Both husbands ignored their wives, 2050 02:04:38,200 --> 02:04:40,680 and were more into their Bhabhis. 2051 02:04:44,000 --> 02:04:46,240 That’s how the world works. 2052 02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:49,320 Every man... 2053 02:04:50,080 --> 02:04:53,680 is a crazy puppy behind the Bhabhi. 2054 02:04:55,480 --> 02:04:57,000 Bhabi ji... - Yeah? 2055 02:04:57,000 --> 02:04:58,480 Are you okay? 2056 02:04:58,600 --> 02:05:00,880 I’m alright Bharbhuti ji. How are you? 2057 02:05:01,200 --> 02:05:03,520 Bhabi ji, we all got saved because of you. 2058 02:05:04,520 --> 02:05:05,400 What did you say? 2059 02:05:05,400 --> 02:05:07,920 Let it be Bhabi ji. Wish you all the very best. 2060 02:05:07,920 --> 02:05:09,760 You too Bharbhuti ji... 2061 02:05:11,520 --> 02:05:13,480 Bhabi ji you are not hurt right? 2062 02:05:13,600 --> 02:05:16,240 No Tiwari ji. I’m absolutely fine. 2063 02:05:16,240 --> 02:05:18,160 You didn't get beaten up a lot, did you? 2064 02:05:18,320 --> 02:05:19,080 Not at all. 2065 02:05:19,800 --> 02:05:21,040 I’ll endure everything. 2066 02:05:21,320 --> 02:05:23,160 For you. - My hero! 2067 02:05:44,920 --> 02:05:48,840 Our special agents, Salim and Kalim, have completed their plastic surgery. 2068 02:05:49,680 --> 02:05:52,400 Now no one can stop us from destroying India. 2069 02:05:53,320 --> 02:05:54,040 Yes sir. 2070 02:05:56,400 --> 02:05:57,720 Send Salim and Kalim in.